Soul Calibur "Taki" figurine is a little over-developed

   04/05/2010 at 13:30       Phil May       9 COMMENTS.
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 - Soul Calibur, Taki, Camel Toe, Bullet Nips, Ozzy Osborne Hair

We love game-related toys. We fill our junk cupboards with nasty little malformed pieces of plastic.

This one goes a little beyond the pale though. Everyone's favourite Scammel-Truck-Wheel-Nut-Nippled fighter from Soul Calibur, the divine Taki has an action figure. You might've missed it so here's your chance to experience what happens when videogame licensed toys go horribly, terribly wrong.

The image below doesn't quite prepare you for the horror. Oh, actually it does. I mean we expected the nipples to be a bit on the large side but holy snakeshit, what the HELL is with that camel toe? That thing's going to envelop the entire universe.

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