Dare-you-dare-to-play-We-dare-on-Wii- Dare you dare to play We dare on Wii?
   25/02/2011 at 09:18       Phil May       8 COMMENTS.
Source - We Dare
 - We Dare, Wii, Ubisoft, Adult fun, smelly finger

Bit of a mouthful isn't it, but, er, let's hope it doesn't leave a bad taste behind. Upcoming Ubisoft game We Dare is described as "a kinky challenge for Tweens" (quote from the original YouTube clip, since removed) which is slightly worrying because isn't the official definition of a "tween" someone who's between being a child and a teenager?

Er, either way the game uses the Wii and controllers to offer up a naughty adult experience.

Watching the trailer is like watching one of those dodgy late night premium phone line ads, and there's still something jarring about seeing Mii-like characters spanking each other.

It might float your boat though, if you are the sort of person who spends all weekend fishing other people's car keys out of a glass dish in a house that smells faintly of chocolate body rub.

Trailer-ho!

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peej - on 25/02/2011 at 10:21 wrote:
 
You really have to watch the trailer. Watching a couple nibbling/licking a Wiimote dangled between them is...interesting.
 

Popzeus - on 25/02/2011 at 10:30 wrote:
 
That's all well and good, but now let's see the same trailer acted out by nerds and/or their in-laws. NO SALE
 

TheBoy - on 25/02/2011 at 10:54 wrote:
 
I feel quite sad that instead of thinking 'cor, that looks like fruity fun' I was actually pondering how the hell does a Wii remote know that two people are pretending to nibble it like a giant apple...
 

HairyArse - on 25/02/2011 at 11:21 wrote:
 
Is this shit for real?
 

peej - on 25/02/2011 at 11:24 wrote:
 
I'm afraid it's real. And there's a PS3 version. No Kinect version thankfully, can you imagine this game if someone forgot to turn their Kinect privacy settings off? AARGH!
 

NewYork - on 25/02/2011 at 20:55 wrote:
 
"a saucy, sassy, sexy game for Tweens"

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o_0
 

NewYork - on 26/02/2011 at 10:05 wrote:
 
Actually, peej, you got a source on that quote?

I searched the exact quote and it appears only on this site :s

And it seems the only "tween" controversy stems from the fact that this game will be rated 12 - not that Ubisoft ever claimed specifically that it was for tweens.
 

peej - on 26/02/2011 at 23:03 wrote:
 
Sorry I mangled the quote, it was actually "A kinky challenge for tweens" and was under the YouTube vid linked originally.

Looks like I wasn't the only one who saw it either:

Google that term

Had me thinking I'd imagined it for a mo, but it was definitely originally on the YouTube clip
 


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Yeah, damn right. No monkeys, no sale.
 
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