Apple slams the barn door after the scantily clad horse has bolted

   22/02/2010 at 15:41       Phil May       3 COMMENTS.
Source - Touch Arcade
 - Boobs, Snatch, Filth, Fanny, Butts
Apple has had enough of your naked slide puzzles, your boob wiggling applications and your sexy trivia crap. That's the bottom (titter) line and Apple's new application screening process, coming a little late some might say, has been issuing swift and moralistic justice right across the iTunes apps store.

ChilliFresh's Wobble iBoobs has been removed, with the developers sent a polite but finger-wagging mail that said:

"The App Store continues to evolve, and as such, we are constantly refining our guidelines. Your application, Wobble iBoobs (Premium Uncensored), contains content that we had originally believed to be suitable for distribution. However, we have recently received numerous complaints from our customers about this type of content, and have changed our guidelines appropriately.

We have decided to remove any overtly sexual content from the App Store, which includes your application.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. If you believe you can make the necessary changes so that Wobble iBoobs (Premium Uncensored) complies with our recent changes, we encourage you to do so and resubmit for review.

iPhone App Review

Oddly, IUgo's rather neat and saucy twin stick shooter Daisy Mae's Alien Buffet got caught up in the cull. Daisy Mae's scanty line in clothing as the game progresses was deemed a little too naughty for Captain Apple and his Moral Crusaders. Hope you bought it when you got the chance because it too has been axed.

Now if Apple can take the same stance for all those bloody stupid sound sample apps, those irritating slide puzzles and the multitude of utterly useless film promotional apps, then we'll kiss their snecky lumps in gratitude. Won't we.
User Comments:

You must sign up for an AATG account and login in order to post comments

Fatal error: Uncaught Error: Call to undefined function mysql_fetch_assoc() in /homepages/16/d388194636/htdocs/allaboutthegames/includes/inc_show_comments.php:233 Stack trace: #0 /homepages/16/d388194636/htdocs/allaboutthegames/includes/inc_article_text.php(353): include() #1 /homepages/16/d388194636/htdocs/allaboutthegames/feature_story.php(20): include('/homepages/16/d...') #2 {main} thrown in /homepages/16/d388194636/htdocs/allaboutthegames/includes/inc_show_comments.php on line 233