Heavy Rain "glitch" leaves Madison Paige naked for the majority of the game

   02/03/2010 at 10:18       Phil May       18 COMMENTS.
Source - Kotaku
 - Heavy Rain, PS3, Quantic Dream, Madison Paige, Naked
Someone, possibly someone who still lives with their parents and gets through a tub of hand cream and 6 bogrolls a day, will fap themselves retarded with the news that there's a rather interesting "bug" in Heavy Rain that leaves cute heroine Madison Paige buck naked for vast swathes of the game.

In a clip hosted over at kotaku, one player accidentally triggered a sequence of events during interplay between Madison and Ethan that resulted in Maddie spending the rest of the game showing everyone her gilded lily and twin weapons of mass destruction.

Sony / Quantic Dream have apparently issued a patch that fixes this and a couple of other bugs. So naturally keep AWAY from that update button. Keep away!

Click through the link for the footage (the meanies won't let us embed it)
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Hughes. - on 02/03/2010 at 13:11 wrote:
 
This could mean an extra week at number one. Sony should have said they were working as fast as they can on a patch but it's not ready yet, sales would have gone ballistic today.
 

peej - on 02/03/2010 at 13:22 wrote:
 
Her norks are bizarre. I think they're made of concrete because they just.do.not.move

 

Rhythm - on 02/03/2010 at 14:20 wrote:
 
Aye, they're fibreglass or something.
 

NewYork - on 02/03/2010 at 14:46 wrote:
 
That's more creepy than titillating.
 

peej - on 02/03/2010 at 14:53 wrote:
 
Just a tad.

Still, the tabloids will love it. Er, or not as the case may be, they're seemingly still reporting on that whole "videogames sexualising kids" crap from a week and a half ago (The Sunday Telegraph, The Independent - yeah I know they're not tabloids but they might as well be :)
 

NewYork - on 02/03/2010 at 15:17 wrote:
 
It'll be interesting if they get in an outrage over this, seeing as there's a scene where she's very much meant to be naked, anyway.

It couldn't effect the rating, I'm sure.
 

peej - on 02/03/2010 at 16:17 wrote:
 
That scene is dreadful. I swear, developers should just stop trying to do sex scenes until technology puts an end to poly-clash once and for all. It's not exactly sensual seeing someone's top lip protruding from another character's cheek :)
 

NewYork - on 04/03/2010 at 12:30 wrote:
 
Ahahaha, this would be one of the most read stories this week, wouldn't it, you filthy pervs! ;)
 

peej - on 04/03/2010 at 13:10 wrote:
 
Hey, if murderous gamers or COD don't get 'em, tits will!
 

peej - on 04/03/2010 at 13:16 wrote:
 
...and now it's not the most read article any more. Weird.

Ne'er mind. It was nice being no.1 for a microsecond or two. I'll have to cook up something even filthier for next week.

Do naked pictures of Lara Croft still cut it?

Lara Croft without her clothes!
 

NewYork - on 04/03/2010 at 13:44 wrote:
 
It was never number one :P I said one of the most read. :D

But ignoring my hyper-popular submission, the next most popular thing would be smut!
 

peej - on 04/03/2010 at 13:55 wrote:
 
I swear it was registering as the most read article for a while back there - But I have pretty much made it this far through the week on about 2-3 hours sleep a night, so forgive me if I'm seeing things.

OH LOOK, A HIPPO!
 

peej - on 05/03/2010 at 09:17 wrote:
 
Once again this is showing up as no.1 for me if I filter by "most popular this week"


Weird
 

NewYork - on 05/03/2010 at 09:31 wrote:
 
Well yeah, the previous #1 fell off the chart because it's been up for 7 days :D
 

peej - on 05/03/2010 at 11:17 wrote:
 
Hoograh!
 

HairyArse - on 27/09/2010 at 16:28 wrote:
 
This article seems to be getting the love.
 

peej - on 27/09/2010 at 17:17 wrote:
 
I can't for the life of me think why :)


 

peej - on 27/09/2010 at 17:17 wrote:
 
Mind you it could be easily topped if we ran a story about the nude patch for Call of Duty: Black Ops.
 


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