Oh-hohohohohoho! The shag-dolls are on EG!


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ruttyboy
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You're probably all aware of that, but I just found out>.

"JamFDUK's got 1 Friend"

So true, so true.
#1 at 18:28:53 - 22/05/2007
peej
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Ahhh yeah but on 2nd Life and MySpace she's got HUNDREDS of friends.

Who all look like this:

I kiss you!

Peej
#2 at 18:32:26 - 22/05/2007
Kay
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Is that George Lucas trying on the Chewbacca outfit?

K
#3 at 18:34:24 - 22/05/2007
Mapster
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Good lord they spread themselves around a bit.

/keeps straight face
#4 at 18:35:06 - 22/05/2007
ruttyboy
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Surely the only friend that counts is Ubisoft? :)
#5 at 18:35:55 - 22/05/2007
kalel
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They did a bit of a mini invasion a couple of years ago or something. It was predictably cringe worthy iirc.
#6 at 18:37:26 - 22/05/2007
peej
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It was...

Ugh, it's like those Joystick Junkie gamer girl competitions they sometimes run. Puke-making.

Still, the more goth chicks there are, the happier I am. Even if they're on the corporate dollar.

Peej
#7 at 18:39:13 - 22/05/2007
ruttyboy
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I'll never forget the 'ex-Frag dolls and pathetic hanger-ons' vs. UK:Resistance barny :D
#8 at 18:39:18 - 22/05/2007
Roobs
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What are they and what are they meant to do?
#9 at 18:39:30 - 22/05/2007
Lutzie
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IIRC one of the fragdolls is really good looking.

And the rest aren't.
#10 at 18:39:47 - 22/05/2007
Mapster
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ruttyboy said:I'll never forget the 'ex-Frag dolls and pathetic hanger-ons' vs. UK:Resistance barny :D


Actually that was really funny, and I hate UK:R :)
#11 at 18:40:12 - 22/05/2007
Mapster
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Roobs said:What are they and what are they meant to do?


Ubisoft created them to promote their wares.
#12 at 18:40:55 - 22/05/2007
ruttyboy
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I think he means Ubisoft's ;)
#13 at 18:45:41 - 22/05/2007
HairyArse
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I'd hit it!
#14 at 18:46:01 - 22/05/2007
Furbs
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I spoke to her on the original GRAW thread.
/is special
/hasnt closed that browser window since
#15 at 18:46:55 - 22/05/2007
Roobs
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Mapster said:
Roobs said:What are they and what are they meant to do?


Ubisoft created them to promote their wares.


Ah, ok. I thought they were cartoon booth babes or summin!
#16 at 18:48:36 - 22/05/2007
Furbs
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You're pretty much right.

Although to be fair, reading some of their posts on the Ubi Forums they do actually play the games and occassionaly have some useful info.
#17 at 18:50:04 - 22/05/2007
Mapster
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Roobs said:
Mapster said:
Roobs said:What are they and what are they meant to do?


Ubisoft created them to promote their wares.


Ah, ok. I thought they were cartoon booth babes or summin!


They kinda are that too! Except the artist didn't really have much taste in women :)
#18 at 18:50:07 - 22/05/2007
billdoor
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Be kind to her, she only has 27 games. And very few ubisoft titles.
#19 at 18:54:49 - 22/05/2007
Retroid
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/Hesitates over whether to add the red-haired one
#20 at 19:33:06 - 22/05/2007
Furbs
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We all should. Then bring her over here. With her mates.
#21 at 19:35:03 - 22/05/2007
NewYork
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I don't get it - they aren't even showing their titties.

Erm...?
#22 at 19:50:04 - 22/05/2007
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From what I recall of Jam's posts, she's not a corporate whore and only really posts anything Ubi-related if someone posts a relevant query.

There are far far worse fanboys out there who don't get paid for it.

Plus, I think she's pretty. NotthatIhaveathingforredhair.
#23 at 19:55:01 - 22/05/2007
Furbs
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NewYork said:I don't get it - they aren't even showing their titties.

Erm...?

Hence my "bring them over here" comment where the rules are more relaxed.
#24 at 20:03:32 - 22/05/2007
NewYork
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I'm just saying, either employ some chicks that actually get naked, or don't employ chicks at all. None of this in-between nonsense.
#25 at 20:10:19 - 22/05/2007
Furbs
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Ah I see.

You wasted you 500th post by the way.
#26 at 20:11:44 - 22/05/2007
NewYork
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o_0

No way I made 500 posts. That s***'s fake.
#27 at 20:14:20 - 22/05/2007
ruttyboy
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NewYork said:I'm just saying, either employ some chicks that actually get naked, or don't employ chicks at all. None of this in-between nonsense.


I made a very similar comment about zombies once at a Capcom party and managed to offend that Ellie woman from EG :D

Touchy? Not half!
#28 at 20:44:50 - 22/05/2007
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Tiger_Walts said:
Plus, I think she's pretty. NotthatIhaveathingforredhair.

NotthatIhaveeitherSTOPLOOKINGATME
#29 at 20:58:31 - 22/05/2007
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Maybe 2 friends? 0_o
#30 at 21:53:20 - 22/05/2007

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