FUCK YOU UBISOFT - Stevas 4th in Google Ranking. (REVISED 14/06/07 - #1!)


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HairyArse
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#1 at 15:43:50 - 08/06/2007
Mr J
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According to that link it's 3rd
#2 at 15:48:04 - 08/06/2007
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Well 4th in the list but the 3rd website....
#3 at 15:48:33 - 08/06/2007
Stevas
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I'm not about to go typing FUCK into google at work, but I am curious: what, exactly, is above us on the search "FUCK YOU UBISOFT"?

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#4 at 15:54:09 - 08/06/2007
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He's definitely 3rd for me :D

How would we push him higher, just click on the link loads?
#5 at 15:55:04 - 08/06/2007
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Nice one Stevas, that should bring some hits here.
I hope someone can find out how to put the torn ubisoft logo onto the aatg car.
#6 at 15:57:52 - 08/06/2007
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#7 at 15:57:59 - 08/06/2007
Stevas
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Jellyhead said:Nice one Stevas, that should bring some hits here.
I hope someone can find out how to put the torn ubisoft logo onto the aatg car.


As for what type of people it's going to bring, of course...

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#8 at 16:15:27 - 08/06/2007
Salaman
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Stevas said:I'm not about to go typing FUCK into google at work, but I am curious: what, exactly, is above us on the search "FUCK YOU UBISOFT"?

FUCK YOU UBISOFT


Gamestrailer forums and evilavatar I think it was.
:-)

You don't stand alone with your views on Ubi it seems.
#9 at 16:50:58 - 08/06/2007
peej
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I think it's about time we had the song...

Ohhhhhh
I've been with Jade and Lara
Some call her Lady Croft
But the mostest fun I've ever had
is shouting "FUCK YOU UBISOFT!"

(chorus)

So come on now, strike up the band
put down your pad and raise your hand
Hold your puny arms aloft
and scream FUCK YOU UBISOFT

Now tearing is an issue
that causes many a damp tissue
more than all the girls I've boffed
so FUCK YOU UBISOFT

You made me get my ladder
from the garage, now I'm madder
to grab my old consoles from the loft
so I can sing out FUCK YOU UBISOFT

(chorus)

So come on now, strike up the band
put down your pad and raise your hand
Hold your puny arms aloft
and scream FUCK YOU UBISOFT


(it works better if you imagine a sort of latin rhumba type beat with steel drums at the back of this being sung by a huge club singer type blokey)


Peej


#10 at 16:52:22 - 08/06/2007
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Kind of an unofficial forum anthem you've written there, peej.
/ salutes
#11 at 17:18:56 - 08/06/2007
peej
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Just trying to get our FUCK YOU UBISOFT rating up a little bit...

Peej
#12 at 17:22:52 - 08/06/2007
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I HEART YOU UBISOFT

(I really do, sorry)
#13 at 17:24:27 - 08/06/2007
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There's always one.
/ sighs
#14 at 17:39:27 - 08/06/2007
Stevas
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Yeah, well, basically, I AM behaving like a jilted ex-lover, here. It's only because I used to love their games so, and now I feel... spurned. Neglected. Rainbow Six, Ghost Recon, Splinter Cell... I enjoyed them all, to begin with - back when they were all robust. I'd love them all now, if they were still that way. But they're not.
So

FUCK YOU UBISOFT

Oh, and just for your information, I faked every shout of "take that" as I shot a bad guy in the face.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#15 at 18:15:02 - 08/06/2007
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I see your Rainbow Six, Ghost Recon and Splinter Cell, and I raise you Silent Hunter 4.

/clears throat

"Fuck you, Ubisoft. That is all".
#16 at 18:25:39 - 08/06/2007
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Do you type that out each time, or do you copy/paste it onto the end of your posts?
#17 at 18:25:45 - 08/06/2007
Jellyhead
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One thing in their favour to be fair is that they bowed to fan-pressure when we all called them and moaned that they had better release the 1.3 patch for Silent Hunter 4 and now they are! /

Fuck 'em anyway.
Solidarity, stevas. solidarity.

/ sings
We shall overcooooome
#18 at 18:31:08 - 08/06/2007
Stevas
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I bang each
and
every
hate-filled
fucking
letter
right
the
bastard
very
hell
in.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#19 at 18:31:40 - 08/06/2007
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/Can't help liking (quite a few of) Ubi's releases for the 360

...

(o/
#20 at 18:40:57 - 08/06/2007
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Is this the bit where I act like an ingrate and reveal that the prizes they sent me in the recent prize draw on EG all went in the bin?

Peej
#21 at 18:42:14 - 08/06/2007
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Depends what you won.

/Sharpens sword
#22 at 18:46:42 - 08/06/2007
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Retroid said:/Can't help liking (quite a few of) Ubi's releases for the 360

...

(o/

+1

Having read a few previews, I'm really looking forward to SC Conviction.
#23 at 18:50:54 - 08/06/2007
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Jellyhead said:One thing in their favour to be fair is that they bowed to fan-pressure when we all called them and moaned that they had better release the 1.3 patch for Silent Hunter 4 and now they are! /


...after saying they wouldn't do a patch unless enough people signed up to their forum to ask for one, and then requiring those people to make the list of all the things that needed fixing!!!
#24 at 18:52:27 - 08/06/2007
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True, but at least they listened i suppose.
I'm not saying they *don't* need a punch in the ovaries by the way.
#25 at 18:56:13 - 08/06/2007
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Ubisoft have released some fantastic games over the last 4-5 years.

One of my favourite games companies.
#26 at 19:12:02 - 08/06/2007
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terminalterror said:Do you type that out each time, or do you copy/paste it onto the end of your posts?

I suspect he has some kind of macro setup.
#27 at 21:08:30 - 08/06/2007
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May I just say that I don't think that I've ever noticed any of this so-called 'tearing' on any game ever. As such about 97% of Stevas' posting nowadays really mean nothing to me.
#28 at 02:40:47 - 09/06/2007
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Play Star Wars: Republic Commando on the Xbox.
#29 at 02:52:11 - 09/06/2007
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disussedgenius said:May I just say that I don't think that I've ever noticed any of this so-called 'tearing' on any game ever. As such about 97% of Stevas' posting nowadays really mean nothing to me.


Yeah, I like everyone else, got it on Saints Row, but I can't remember a game since then 'that I've bought' that has suffered from tearing, tbh.

Apart from the Ninja Gaiden Sigma Demo - but then isn't on the 360, of course. :)
#30 at 10:21:52 - 10/06/2007

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