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#1 at 13:28:43 - 12/06/2007
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She's a honey too. ;)
#2 at 13:56:41 - 12/06/2007
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Fantastically named lawyer, fucking absurd case.


The Attorney General of Georgia wants him to serve out his full 10 year sentence for a consensual blowjob at the age of 17 with a 15 year old, that if committed today would be a misdemeanor. So he is appealing the result, which means the poor guy is still in prison!

wtf?
#3 at 14:30:28 - 12/06/2007
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Jesus - I wonder how many of us would be in jail if the fuzz locked people up for this shit over here?
#4 at 14:41:51 - 12/06/2007
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Yeah, what I don't get is the whole "if he'd actually had full sex, he'd have gotten away with it... ish" deal.

"At the time the crime carried a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years and a lifetime registration on the state's sexual offender list.

Under Georgia law, if Mr Wilson had engaged in sexual intercourse with the girl he would have only been charged with a misdemeanour and would have received a much lighter sentence."

Am I reading this wrong? Blowjob = 10 years, full sex = misdemeanour? Cos that's how that article reads. If not, what did I miss? If so:

wtf squared?
#5 at 14:44:31 - 12/06/2007
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0_o

o_0

Nope, doesn't make sense to me either.
#6 at 15:01:58 - 12/06/2007
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Stevas said:

Am I reading this wrong? Blowjob = 10 years, full sex = misdemeanour? Cos that's how that article reads. If not, what did I miss? If so:

wtf squared?

Looks like it was right. The law was probably made by a very smart woman.

#7 at 15:13:12 - 12/06/2007
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Hey, anal sex is still ilegal in 18 states according to something I was arrested for in Georgia. I mean read in the Marie Clare sex survey.
#8 at 15:49:24 - 12/06/2007
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Does it matter if you're giving or receiving?
#9 at 16:05:51 - 12/06/2007
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So if I have a handle on this then, to expand the scale it would go:

Impure thoughts about a minor = death by electric chair, then stabbed just to make sure

peck on cheek = life imprisonment

blowjob = 10 years

full penetrative sex = 12 months

fucked all over sunday, up the arse, in her ears and everything - but no kissing and no sucking, no siree bob = ahhhh, what the hell, she was probably wearing a short skirt?


You know what, if you put a stupid wig on? Try it, it all suddenly makes perfect sense.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#10 at 16:46:18 - 12/06/2007
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Heh, I love the way your sig makes like look like UBISOFT are to blame for everything, including crazy jail sentances!
#11 at 17:25:09 - 12/06/2007
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They are to blame for everything.

Okay, so maybe I'm being unfair.

It's all between them and that twat off the Halifax adverts.

FUCK YOU HOWARD
#12 at 17:39:52 - 12/06/2007
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I've sussed it Stevas!
Howard does all of Ubi's Q&A and with those glasses of his distorting light like a gravitational lens they have to put tearing in to make it look normal to him so he'll pass their games.
#13 at 18:00:12 - 12/06/2007
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Brilliant.

While also completely rubbish.

Such is the fine line between madness and genius, I suppose.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#14 at 18:12:12 - 12/06/2007
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Stevas said:Yeah, what I don't get is the whole "if he'd actually had full sex, he'd have gotten away with it... ish" deal.

"At the time the crime carried a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years and a lifetime registration on the state's sexual offender list.

Under Georgia law, if Mr Wilson had engaged in sexual intercourse with the girl he would have only been charged with a misdemeanour and would have received a much lighter sentence."

Am I reading this wrong? Blowjob = 10 years, full sex = misdemeanour? Cos that's how that article reads. If not, what did I miss? If so:

wtf squared?



You understand that correctly. It is so absurd, that after this case was originally tried, they repealled the law because it was so stupid. However, they didn't do it retrospectively.


What is really stupid is that the state want him to serve out his 10 year sentence, even though if he committed the exact same crime today, it would be a misdemeanor. Wtf?


Still, could be worse

If Kenny Richey's death row appeal in Ohio fails, he could be executed on evidence that even his prosecutor admits is fatally flawed

...

"Even though this new evidence may establish Mr Richey's innocence, the Ohio and United States constitution nonetheless allow him to be executed because the prosecution did not know the scientific testimony offered at the trial was false and unreliable." - Kenny Richey's prosecutor, Dan Gershutz

...

The Supreme Court says "claims of actual innocence based on newly discovered evidence have never been held to state a ground for federal habeas relief." Translated into English, this means that as long as the trial seemed superficially fair - the lawyers were awake, the judge unbiased - the fact that it reached a spectacularly erroneous result is simply not an issue.


??????
WHAT THE BLEEDING CLUSTERFUCK?!
??????

#15 at 21:25:18 - 12/06/2007
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Cunts, is the word you're all looking for I think.
#16 at 22:21:37 - 12/06/2007
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#17 at 22:28:02 - 12/06/2007
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Glad I read this article when I did

/changes plans for weekend
#18 at 22:30:19 - 12/06/2007
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Khanivor said:Glad I read this article when I did

/changes plans for weekend


Pay attention, it is only a midemeanor now.
#19 at 22:49:28 - 12/06/2007
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Still no want to go to a Georgia jail for getting me dick sucked.
#20 at 22:54:58 - 12/06/2007
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Khanivor said:Still no want to go to a Georgia jail for getting me dick sucked.


I imagine you're more likely to get fucked than sucked in a Georgia jail mate. :)
#21 at 23:00:44 - 12/06/2007

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