Looks like Halo 3 Viral has started already... yaaaaawn!


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ruttyboy
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"HISTORY CIRCLING BACK UPON US.

The gears of the Universe spin further and further apart.
Ever greater grows the gulf between souls,
And distance gives false hope of safety
But for the grim tidings this messenger bears:

The enemy is almost upon us

Closing in from all sides,
Moving faster than the light
it snuffs with its passage,
Time echoes with the news of destruction.
History winding back upon itself.

Waves of an army march this way in unison, Suffering and corruption are its battle cries.
For I have known this darkness
and felt its embrace once before-
Horror best laid to rest

Yet a Journey must commence

Look for the signs, the keepers of the flame.
They will lead you to war, and perhaps, to victory."


That's what I just got in my inbox from MS.
#1 at 16:02:14 - 14/06/2007
peej
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...there was a young Chief called Master
who shot off his cock with a blaster
When asked if it hurt
his stump did a squirt
so he bandaged it up with a plaster!


See, I can do this shit..

Peej
#2 at 16:16:41 - 14/06/2007
Salaman
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I failed to read that. My brain refused the input and my eyes started skipping down the lines after 3-4 words each time.
#3 at 16:21:34 - 14/06/2007
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MS said:"wank"
#4 at 16:24:46 - 14/06/2007
ruttyboy
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Salaman said:I failed to read that. My brain refused the input and my eyes started skipping down the lines after 3-4 words each time.


Hahaha, mine did exactly the same thing. No doubt losers across the globe are disecting it as we type though.
#5 at 16:49:14 - 14/06/2007
Stevas
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Some videogame is coming out soon.

GIBBERISH DISECTED - INTERDNETS SAVED
#6 at 17:04:06 - 14/06/2007
Legion
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Lutz has a new prayer!
#7 at 17:11:39 - 14/06/2007
repairmanjack
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Oh yeah - H3 Beta... Other than ten minutes on the first day it came out, I somehow managed to miss trying the damn thing.

Was it good then?
#8 at 17:18:10 - 14/06/2007
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Bungie should just apologise for Halo 2 SP and say they realised it was wank.

H3B was fun though.
#9 at 18:02:07 - 14/06/2007
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repairmanjack said:Oh yeah - H3 Beta... Other than ten minutes on the first day it came out, I somehow managed to miss trying the damn thing.

Was it good then?


R6:V > H3B > GRAW2
#10 at 00:52:37 - 15/06/2007
repairmanjack
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carrot said:
repairmanjack said:Oh yeah - H3 Beta... Other than ten minutes on the first day it came out, I somehow managed to miss trying the damn thing.

Was it good then?


R6:V > H3B > GRAW2


Interesting. From what I hear many folk would squeeze Shadowrun between Vegas and H3 too.

I really need to get playing that online.
#11 at 00:55:21 - 15/06/2007
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It's probably worth saying that I never played either of Halo 1/2 on Live, only split-screen on a single xbox, so it was all pretty new to me, but it just seemed like a solid online FPS to me; fun but nothing really remarkable.
#12 at 01:01:17 - 15/06/2007
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repairmanjack said:
Interesting. From what I hear many folk would squeeze Shadowrun between Vegas and H3 too.

It would be a little bit of fail to have a full priced multiplayer game that couldn't get up to the standard of a beta for a multiplayer component of a game that will also have a big campaign mode, to be fair.
#13 at 17:48:29 - 15/06/2007
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repairmanjack said:I really need to get playing that online.

do it, its bloody great online!
#14 at 18:07:36 - 15/06/2007
NewYork
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Let's hope that crappy viral doesn't spread to AATG.
#15 at 21:58:56 - 15/06/2007
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EDIT: morrisslol
#16 at 22:09:12 - 15/06/2007
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Overhyping a game with viral shite...again.

/waits for ilovegoats.com instead of ilovebees.com
#17 at 17:08:54 - 17/06/2007
ilmaestro
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Server 5 Open for anyone like me who was a day or so behind.
#18 at 14:25:08 - 22/06/2007

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