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ruttyboy
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When standing using a urinal, is it acceptable to fart out loud?

I can't decide...

#1 at 17:18:05 - 18/06/2007
Harry
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Are you posting from a bog and need a quick reply?
#2 at 17:25:48 - 18/06/2007
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Harry said:Are you posting from a bog


Because that's just bad manners
#3 at 17:27:32 - 18/06/2007
ruttyboy
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Ha! No, I don't have the ability to do that yet future-boy! ;)

It's weird though, as if I was in a cubicle I'd do it, and don't mind others doing it, and it would be stupid to go in the cubicle just to fart but it doesn't feel quite right and I can't work out why.
#4 at 17:27:59 - 18/06/2007
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It depends if you follow through or not.
#5 at 17:30:08 - 18/06/2007
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No, that's disgusting.
#6 at 17:32:41 - 18/06/2007
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I'd say it was a requirement, as is a drop of spit, seeing how high you can pee and and chasing down those yellow things (whatever are they called?)
#7 at 17:34:48 - 18/06/2007
ruttyboy
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More disgusting than actually physically pissing right next to someone? I'm not so sure...
#8 at 17:35:05 - 18/06/2007
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Fire away mate. There's no ladies present, so no need to keep up appearances.
#9 at 18:02:34 - 18/06/2007
peej
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I think etiquette wise it's OK - so long as you don't add a vocal comment to the end of it along the lines of "Fucking hell, that one was a meal in itself" or "Bugger, I was trying for a low C not a high G!"

Peej
#10 at 18:11:39 - 18/06/2007
gang_of_bitches
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Well if you do it next to me I won't not be impressed.

I'll be reporting you to the appropriate autorities shortly.
#11 at 18:12:39 - 18/06/2007
Dougs
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Furbs said:I'd say it was a requirement, as is a drop of spit, seeing how high you can pee and and chasing down those yellow things (whatever are they called?)


Pieces of pineapple I call 'em. And go for it, really not a big deal, just another bodily function. And better in the bog than in the office.
#12 at 18:14:02 - 18/06/2007
Whizzo
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They're called urinal cakes.

Something you'd really not want served to you at a tea break.
#13 at 18:16:35 - 18/06/2007
peej
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One day I aim to be able to pee powerfully enough to destroy urinal cakes with one spurt.

One day.

Peej
#14 at 18:16:51 - 18/06/2007
JimJam
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A bar I used to go to in Seattle filled their trough-style urinal with ice cubes, so we used to be very tactical with our weeing in an anti-kerplunk style.

On the etiquette question it depends who I happen to be weeing next to. With a mate in a pub toilet no problem, but if I happen to be pissing next to the MD in the work toilets I probably wouldn't.
#15 at 14:52:11 - 19/06/2007
Ace Grace
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peej said:I think etiquette wise it's OK - so long as you don't add a vocal comment to the end of it along the lines of "Fucking hell, that one was a meal in itself" or "Bugger, I was trying for a low C not a high G!"

Peej


or

"Come in captain brown your time is up!"

or

"A bit more choke and it would have started"
#16 at 20:53:43 - 19/06/2007
Ace Grace
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To be honest, I wouldn't like it. It is one thing to stand next to someone pissing but making me smell their farts is another thing altogether.

Have some respect man.
#17 at 20:54:35 - 19/06/2007

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