Stories of stupid clients


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Roobs
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I put this in the 'Humour' section but some of these may make you wince instead. Here's a taster:

Client: "I had to fire my last web designer, so I'm looking for a suitable replacement" Me: (warily) "Do you mind if I ask you why you fired him?" Client: "I went around to his house to look at some changes and I couldn't believe my eyes - the kitchen cupboards didn't match the worktops, the carpets didn't match the sofa and worst of all he was using one of those ghastly old CRT monitors. And he calls himself a designer?"


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#1 at 12:07:23 - 21/06/2007
pauleyc
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It's the bash.org of customer/IT relations!

Very funny and yet so depressing...
#2 at 12:51:48 - 21/06/2007
Salaman
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There's no flaw in the logic above^^
:-)
#3 at 12:57:52 - 21/06/2007
MetalDog
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Heh, that would be like someone judging our writing skills and interperonal skills based on the shit we write on forums.
#4 at 13:24:57 - 21/06/2007
Roobs
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Exactly. Anyway, I'm a designer and I live in rented property, so I have no choice in what my decor looks like. ;)
#5 at 13:31:14 - 21/06/2007
Salaman
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Hey if I saw my cook eating at McDonalds I'd fire him too.

/doesn't have cook
/wishes
#6 at 13:57:50 - 21/06/2007
Roobs
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Mind you, my brother-in-law's a mechanic and he has a really crap car, but I'd still let him fix mine.

But then I do get it for free. ;)
#7 at 14:16:07 - 21/06/2007

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