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HairyArse
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The Good News - I've unexpectedly got two days off work yey!

The Bad News - For one of those days I'll have the shits as my bowels are being 'emptied' and for the second of those days, Michael Winner will be sticking his mini (I hope) DV cam in my glory hole.

Great!
#1 at 12:17:06 - 22/06/2007
HairyArse
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And yes there's a certain irony to my username at this point.

/contemplates immacing
#2 at 12:18:10 - 22/06/2007
Salaman
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Yaaay / and ..euh .. rather you than me.
#3 at 12:20:12 - 22/06/2007
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I think id probably take work over that :

Doesnt sound like alot of fun!
#4 at 13:04:11 - 22/06/2007
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errr.... what?!
Why is Michael Winner infiltrating your arse?
#5 at 13:25:46 - 22/06/2007
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Mmmm, brings back memories. Had to go through the same process myself last year...
#6 at 13:33:14 - 22/06/2007
Retroid
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djchump said:
errr.... what?!
Why is Michael Winner infiltrating your arse?

It's a guy thing
#7 at 13:33:51 - 22/06/2007
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"Calm down dear, it's only a rectum."

/ponders what exactly is going on in the world of Hairyarse
#8 at 13:36:17 - 22/06/2007
HairyArse
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Actually in all seriousness, my brother has just been diagnosed as having Chron's disease and I'm showing very slight symptoms. It is known to run in the family so I gotta get checked out. Rather unpleasantly.
#9 at 13:40:51 - 22/06/2007
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You'll be fine. The sedatives they give you are great!
#10 at 13:57:35 - 22/06/2007
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Fifty-seven percent of cases occur in women, and seventy-one percent in Jewish people.


:(

That either makes you a jewish woman or very unlucky :(
#11 at 14:13:29 - 22/06/2007
Mr J
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HairyArse said:Actually in all seriousness, my brother has just been diagnosed as having Chron's disease and I'm showing very slight symptoms. It is known to run in the family so I gotta get checked out. Rather unpleasantly.


Actually they don't know for certain it does run in the family. There has been suggestions it does but no one can prove it.

Remember the big thing last year (maybe year before) aboutt he guys doing the medical trials that went horribly wrong.

Did you knwo that was a cure for chrons, apparently that little fiasco put back the treatment program a good few years
#12 at 14:14:07 - 22/06/2007
Legion
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So you'll no longer be the proud owner of a "one way street"? Actually, come to think of it, you already revealed on an EG thread that you've been violated in the past. ;)

Best of luck to you mate, I'm sure you'll check out fine.
#13 at 15:29:58 - 22/06/2007
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Legion said:So you'll no longer be the proud owner of a "one way street"? Actually, come to think of it, you already revealed on an EG thread that you've been violated in the past. ;)

Best of luck to you mate, I'm sure you'll check out fine.



...and this week's nomination for the most unsympathetic post goes to...

:)


Hope it all works out OK Rich. Er, when I mean "works out" I didn't mean...oh gawd, arrgh.

Peej

#14 at 15:40:48 - 22/06/2007
HairyArse
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Some people have too good a memory.
#15 at 15:41:47 - 22/06/2007
Retroid
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/Purposefully doesn't read last few posts
HairyArse said:
Some people have too good a memory.

Who?

Are you going to leave us guessing or are you going to finger the culprit?
#16 at 15:49:24 - 22/06/2007
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djchump said:errr.... what?!
Why is Michael Winner infiltrating your arse?


Someone lost a lot of money at cards...
#17 at 15:49:44 - 22/06/2007
Legion
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Retroid said:/Purposefully doesn't read last few posts
HairyArse said:
Some people have too good a memory.

Who?

Are you going to leave us guessing or are you going to finger the culprit?

I think his girlfriend's already done that :P

Sorry, couldn't resist.
#18 at 16:19:43 - 22/06/2007
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It 'runs' in the family? Bad phrasing there.
#19 at 16:21:15 - 22/06/2007
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Good luck with that Hairy, I know Chron's is troublesome to deal with. It's probably just IBS anyway!
#20 at 16:37:01 - 22/06/2007
peej
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Either that or someone's got to take your Robert Mapplethorpe books and that Bullwhip away from you for the good of your health.

Peej

#21 at 17:13:30 - 22/06/2007
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You're a classy, cultured guy, Peej. :)

Good luck, Hairy. Hope it all goes well.
#22 at 17:16:34 - 22/06/2007
HairyArse
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I'm hoping it's routine really and there is nothing awey. The reason behind all this is that my brother was in intensive care on a life support machine this time two weeks ago because he either hit his head and passed out or passed out and hit his head. Either way it wasn't looking too good for him.

He's since made a full recovery though and has been officially diagnosed as having Chron's disease - at the moment he's having to goto the bathroom 12+ times a day which probably makes it feel like he's been wiping his crack with glasspaper.

My symptoms are nothing as severe at that, but every few weeks I can eat something and it go through me within ten minutes and in light of what's happened to my bro I'm getting it checked out.

Talk about broadcasting everything to the world!
#23 at 18:26:24 - 22/06/2007
Retroid
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Gah :(
#24 at 18:50:50 - 22/06/2007
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Thanks for sharing! Will a youtube video of the whole thing be made available afterwards?
#25 at 19:09:38 - 22/06/2007
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Fingers crossed - Hope it goes well!
#26 at 22:13:09 - 22/06/2007
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So what happened?

/is too interested in Hairyarse's arse.
#27 at 12:24:14 - 24/06/2007
Retroid
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Lutzie said:
/is too interested in Hairyarse's arse.

You want the inside story?
#28 at 13:10:19 - 24/06/2007
HairyArse
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It's not scheduled until 5th July.

:)
#29 at 14:23:58 - 24/06/2007
Retroid
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Then we'll get the scoop? ;)
#30 at 14:35:04 - 24/06/2007

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