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ilmaestro
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I'm supposed to be training a new starter from today (when I eventually go in) - odds that she'll be hot?
#1 at 14:26:13 - 16/07/2007
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One in two- either she 1)will be hot or 2) she wont be hot :D

Binary probability, I live my life by it ;)
#2 at 14:28:13 - 16/07/2007
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:p
#3 at 14:37:09 - 16/07/2007
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If it were me, the answer would be weighted by how much I'd prefer one of the options.
For example:
I'm single, I could do with some: she won't.
Conversely:
I'm not single, I could do without the hassle: she'll be the hottest thing I've ever seen.

Inconvenience probability. My life is lived by it.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#4 at 14:38:15 - 16/07/2007
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You're a genius stevas. Pure and simple.
#5 at 14:42:41 - 16/07/2007
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Heh.
Possibly. Probably not.
I just see the world different.
And the way I see it is like this: the fucker is out to get me.

So I get my digs in where I can, and as early as I can.

Fucking world.

/Punches floor






/Tries to disguise really-quite-hurt fist

That'll... (grimace) fucking teach you.

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#6 at 15:00:53 - 16/07/2007
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Round here it generally depends on where she works. If she's in finance or IT support she won't be, if she's a receptionist she will be. Horrible generalisation and there is a real hottie in finance right now, but as a general rule…
#7 at 15:12:55 - 16/07/2007
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Fit girl in finance? Seize her assets!!!
#8 at 15:16:44 - 16/07/2007
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Heh, funny you should say that as it’s definitely her assets that draw your eye :)
#9 at 15:21:31 - 16/07/2007
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If she's not up on bookkeeping, I can personally introduce her to double entry :D
#10 at 15:23:24 - 16/07/2007
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Hmm, I hear she like it in arrears...
#11 at 15:28:09 - 16/07/2007
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Really, I hear she likes a good hard fuck*.





*may not be true
#12 at 15:34:59 - 16/07/2007
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I guess as a carry over from EG, we need the obligatory FHUTA

Peej

#13 at 15:36:12 - 16/07/2007
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Feed her un-tainted apples?

Works for me.
#14 at 15:45:51 - 16/07/2007
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ilmaestro said:
I'm supposed to be training a new starter from today (when I eventually go in) - odds that she'll be hot?

Double your chances with her by wearing an anime tshirt and asking if she's watched Legend of the Overfiend.
#15 at 15:58:49 - 16/07/2007
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Go back to playing your latest generic FPS, Retroid. :p

I think Stevas' first post probably nailed it. If she was hot and single, I probably wouldn't be lucky enough that she was working in my shop.
#16 at 16:22:25 - 16/07/2007
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Retroid said:
ilmaestro said:
I'm supposed to be training a new starter from today (when I eventually go in) - odds that she'll be hot?

Double your chances with her by wearing an anime tshirt and asking if she's watched Legend of the Overfiend.


I had a girl break up with me over that film...

Well Uritsukidojii 2 anyway. Er, not the best example of the genre to show someone who "wants to know what all that Anime fuss is about"

Peej

#17 at 16:48:53 - 16/07/2007
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Enough of this idle chit-chat. I want to know when we'll find out if she's hot...
#18 at 16:53:21 - 16/07/2007
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I'm off to work now. ^_^
#19 at 16:58:55 - 16/07/2007
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My missus loves Overfiend, in fact any tentacle hentai floats her boat.

/is slightly worried.
#20 at 17:00:03 - 16/07/2007
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ilmaestro said:Go back to playing your latest generic FPS, Retroid. :p

:{D>

/Is evil

Peej: you showed her Urotsukidoji 2? Tell me you wanted to split up with her.... :o
#21 at 17:05:11 - 16/07/2007
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Retroid said:
Double your chances with her by wearing an anime tshirt and asking if she's watched Legend of the Overfiend.


That explains so much about my singleness when I was a student. I had an Overfiend tee shirt :)
#22 at 17:14:14 - 16/07/2007
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Retroid said:
ilmaestro said:Go back to playing your latest generic FPS, Retroid. :p

:{D>

/Is evil

Peej: you showed her Urotsukidoji 2? Tell me you wanted to split up with her.... :o


Well sort of...

Worked like a charm. Er, I think it was all the neo-nazi stuff at the start though rather than the tentacle porn. She didn't mind those bits.

Peej

#23 at 17:15:40 - 16/07/2007
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Well?

/taps foot.
#24 at 18:54:11 - 16/07/2007
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The lack of pictures and feedback is disappointing.

Unless...does this mean she's everything you wanted?
#25 at 21:27:08 - 16/07/2007
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In which case the lack of pictures and feedback is even more disappointing.
#26 at 21:50:20 - 16/07/2007
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/imagines gorgeous 18 year old brunette with a love of boots

Mmmmm.

EDIT: Female brunette.
#27 at 21:53:19 - 16/07/2007
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#28 at 21:55:29 - 16/07/2007
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>:o[
#29 at 21:57:56 - 16/07/2007
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I like how bill started tapping his foot four and a half hours before I finished work. ^_^

She was quite nice, actually, very pretty and was wearing a skirt which is a massive plus in my opinion. Can't stand attractive women wearing trousers all the time.

Since she's training though and doesn't 'count' as a member of staff on the roster, there was someone else working today too, a particularly aggressive (yet strangely easy to get on with) older lady who wasn't about to let me run away with myself. ^^;
#30 at 00:37:16 - 17/07/2007

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