Missus on holiday, you have a week off - pop quiz hot shot, what would you do?


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peej
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Allllrighty then! I have a potentially fantastic week ahead.

1) Missus is off on a girly holiday for a week
2) I have a week off work
3) I can cook, play, and do whatever I like without fear of reprisals!

So what would YOU do with this amount of hedonistic temptation put in front of you?

(games wise of course, no shagging your way through MySpace)

Peej

#1 at 14:12:11 - 27/07/2007
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What about shagging my way through facefuck?
#2 at 14:20:26 - 27/07/2007
peej
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Hmmm hadn't thought of that...

Well I intend to

1) Eat curries / mexican / thai food all week (will probably end up gassing myself to death by friday)

2) Playing a FUCK of a lot of games, all day, every day

3) Vast amounts of drawing and painting

4) Catch up on about 10 hours of telly that's stacked up on the PVR

Peej
#3 at 14:26:50 - 27/07/2007
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I know what I would do.

peej said:
(games wise of course, no shagging your way through MySpace)


Oh...Never mind.
#4 at 14:28:43 - 27/07/2007
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Well personally I'd sit around in my underpants playing bass guitar & smoking weed. Game wise, maybe start on Okami, or BGE or SOTC. I'm getting gaming guilt I have so much unplayed stuff. I reckon the bass would win though.
#5 at 14:33:23 - 27/07/2007
peej
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The underpants thing is a given. I also expect to have a chris moyles style unshaved chin by the end of the week.

Slobbing ftmfWWWW

Peej

#6 at 14:41:35 - 27/07/2007
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If this was term time, I would go up to Alton Towers and take advantage of the queue-free environment. Given that you're in the school holidays though, I reckon for starters that you should not change out of the 'man at home alone' uniform of t-shirt and pants for the whole week.

And try not to wash.

And go to KFC for a bargain bucket.

And I'll see you on Live! on Sunday night for some Flatout after I've put the nipper to bed. My missus is away from Sunday afternoon until Wednesday night.
#7 at 14:41:48 - 27/07/2007
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Who needs undercrackers?

I'll put money on her coming back and you having one arm like Hercules.
#8 at 14:45:50 - 27/07/2007
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peej said:
2) Playing a FUCK of a lot of games, all day, every day

No work?
#9 at 15:30:31 - 27/07/2007
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lostsoul said:
peej said:
2) Playing a FUCK of a lot of games, all day, every day

No work?


See point 2 on my original list. No work.

Peej

#10 at 16:13:08 - 27/07/2007
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Dude, I'll ring you every day and make sure you're still alive, k.

:)
#11 at 16:26:15 - 27/07/2007
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lots of masturbation of course. Some gaming, some bacon sarnies, lots of dumb action films and some more masturbation.
#12 at 16:34:41 - 27/07/2007
peej
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Binky said:Dude, I'll ring you every day and make sure you're still alive, k.

:)


If I have died, it'll be from mexican food and curry abuse :)

Shopping last night (the weekly food shop) was ace. I fucking AM Mr Creosote!

Peej

#13 at 16:37:36 - 27/07/2007
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/buys peej wafer thin mint
#14 at 16:39:59 - 27/07/2007
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Huh? Why would you want to eat that?
#15 at 16:48:11 - 27/07/2007
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For maven :Mr Creosote.

I miss the smell of creosote since they banned it... :-(
#16 at 16:54:38 - 27/07/2007
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Ahhh... Makes a bit more sense now. :)
#17 at 17:00:23 - 27/07/2007
peej
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Whizzo said:For maven :Mr Creosote.

I miss the smell of creosote since they banned it... :-(


Yeah for some reason I miss it too - christ knows why because I had to creosote my nan's fence with the stuff once and it's horrible horrible stuff to be exposed to on a long hot sunny day :(

Peej

#18 at 17:01:47 - 27/07/2007
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I'm not sure i would move fro the sofa for at least half of the week, green and games a genius combination. Personally i would be going through Oblivion as its a recent purchase for me, and going back to Dead Rising as i never really got that far. Probably also some Crackdown as i lost my save with the Halo beta bug thing. Oh and finishing Rainbow Six Vegas, as thats a relatively recent purchase i have yet to finish too.

Fuck me i have a lot of gaming hours left in front of me !
#19 at 21:44:22 - 27/07/2007
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billdoor said:lots of masturbation of course. Some gaming, some bacon sarnies, lots of dumb action films and some more masturbation.
+1 MILLION

/dreams.
#20 at 22:19:20 - 27/07/2007
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billdoor said:lots of masturbation of course. Some gaming, some bacon sarnies, lots of dumb action films and some more masturbation.


Yup, wank your way through the internet...
#21 at 11:11:59 - 30/07/2007
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I think Binks has nailed this one!

10 Have a wank
20 Play a game
30 eat some curry & have a beer.
40 GOTO 10

Maybe get some kip in there too.

And sit around nekkid. Unless you have leather couches.
#22 at 11:19:34 - 30/07/2007
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These suggestions sound like a normal weekend to me.

I'd go fully nekkid but I have housemates and a leather sofa.
#23 at 11:36:11 - 30/07/2007
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Lutzie said:I think Binks has nailed this one!

10 Have a wank
20 Play a game
30 eat some curry & have a beer.
40 GOTO 10

Maybe get some kip in there too.

And sit around nekkid. Unless you have leather couches.


You might want to add in some sort of 'tidy up' sub-routine in there, with an IF-THEN clause to trigger it for the day/hour before the missus is due home.
#24 at 13:29:12 - 30/07/2007
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Drugs. Lots of drugs.
#25 at 13:35:19 - 30/07/2007
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10 Have a wank
20 Play a game
30 eat some curry & have a beer.
31 IF Mrs coming home today GOTO 32
32 Clean up half arsedly GOTO 41
40 GOTO 10
41 Time arrival of Mrs to co-incide with the pot washing

Does that work Al?

Think it's pretty much nailed.
#26 at 13:45:04 - 30/07/2007
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Your BASIC programming is terrible!

Line 32 runs and you never restart the process.
#27 at 13:46:50 - 30/07/2007
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10 FOR I=1 TO 1000
20 PRINT"ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY┘"
30 NEXT I
#28 at 13:58:11 - 30/07/2007
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10 print 'mr watkins is a cunt'

20 goto 10

On every computer in the computer lab, he never did find out who that was. HA!
#29 at 14:10:30 - 30/07/2007
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My geography teacher was called Mr. Watkins. For some reason we started calling him Mr. Butkiss, which became Mr. Buttchapper. I really, really don't remember why, and I don't think I want to.
#30 at 15:41:05 - 30/07/2007

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