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Legion
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Lutzie said:Too many times have I rolled over maked and crushed a bollock. So they're tucked in now.
So you're the guy that "Do your balls hang low, can you tie them in a bow" song was about then...

#31 at 15:14:04 - 30/01/2007
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Legion said:
A man

a) shouldn't wear y-fronts
I think I'm wearing some today, sort of Y-fronty jockeys which I think is acceptable

Retro pants are ok in my book
#32 at 15:18:43 - 30/01/2007
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I bet they're yellow with red stitching aren't they?
#33 at 15:25:42 - 30/01/2007
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Nope, white with thick green stitching/band things



Um, why am I telling you about my pants again? Planning good dreams tonight are we? ;)
#34 at 15:31:32 - 30/01/2007
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Between you and Lilly Allen I think I'd probably pick you and your crusty y-fronts. ;)
#35 at 15:38:02 - 30/01/2007
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LOL!
#36 at 15:45:26 - 30/01/2007
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Please stop talking about Pete's undercrackers. I really do not want to wake up with that suffocation dream fresh in my memory again.

Peej
#37 at 15:45:38 - 30/01/2007
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I had a very odd dream the other day. It involved some naked woman (good so far) who's nipples were replaced by vaginas (not so good). She had large breasts and the breast vaginas weren't hairy.
#38 at 16:14:34 - 13/10/2009
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Crikey this is an old thread, I was still signing my posts in the entry before yours, BD!

Had a fucked up dream about being in X-Factor, and staying at Simon Cowell's huge sprawl which was actually an old converted public school. SC was conducting the various proceedings wearing nothing except a muscle shirt and NO PANTS.

Needless to say that's the first time I've woken up screaming the house down in a long time.

/seriously IS NOT GAY HONEST
#39 at 16:18:56 - 13/10/2009
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Hmm :)


Anyone ever get really angry at someone in a dream and then wake up and the anger takes a while to fade? That's how I felt this morning! Had to remind myself that the person hadn't actually done anything wrong in RL.
#40 at 17:12:37 - 13/10/2009
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I've never done that but I've had rude dreams about people I've never ever looked at in that way before but then once I've had that dream I suddenly become obsessed with them for a while.

I don't know how or why but that happened once with Samantha Mumba. I'm not sure even sure I fancy her...
#41 at 17:19:04 - 13/10/2009
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I hate it when I wake up and instantly have a song running through my head. It's invariably a song I hate, or by a singer/band I dislike. The other day I woke up with the theme tune to bloody Wycliffe! That wasn't a fun morning.
#42 at 18:34:28 - 13/10/2009
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OMG, a few years back I was scared to go to sleep in silence (you think too much, y'know?) so I had it on Radio Leicester through the night.

Every freakin' morning waking up to freakin' Babylon by freakin' David Gray. And there's that odd transition between sleep and wake where the song is part of your dream. Not fun.
#43 at 19:40:32 - 13/10/2009
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HairyArse said:I've never done that but I've had rude dreams about people I've never ever looked at in that way before but then once I've had that dream I suddenly become obsessed with them for a while.

I don't know how or why but that happened once with Samantha Mumba. I'm not sure even sure I fancy her...


I've never finished a rude dream ever. I always wake up before the climax. Errr, so to speak.
#44 at 21:05:12 - 13/10/2009
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Aren't you supposed to wake during the climax? Or shortly after?
#45 at 21:43:49 - 13/10/2009
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Dunno man - all I know is I never have.

/shrugs
#46 at 21:51:37 - 13/10/2009

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