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JimJam
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#1 at 16:39:34 - 01/10/2007
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Ye missed the link.
#2 at 16:41:28 - 01/10/2007
JimJam
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Corrected !
#3 at 16:42:06 - 01/10/2007
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!

What's the smiley for "my eyebrows are on the celing"?
#4 at 16:43:47 - 01/10/2007
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Ugh. It's like a real-life version of that sketch from Little Britain...
#5 at 19:38:25 - 01/10/2007
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Just how rich is she then?
#6 at 20:03:13 - 01/10/2007
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My thought exactly.
#7 at 20:04:00 - 01/10/2007
JimJam
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That's what disturbs me most - if she was rich, I'm sure they'd have said so.
#8 at 00:50:45 - 02/10/2007
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dude.......no......just no
#9 at 01:34:15 - 02/10/2007
Salaman
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Yeah you'd think "marry the oldie before she pops her clogs" type deal

However he's 24 and he's lived with her since he's 15.
If it was a get-rich-quick plan it's not worked too well for him.

I reckon she popped his cherry and he's used to (granny) sex on tap now so he can't be bothered to go out and try to find a young bird.

Hey .. as the pidgeon detectives say on age difference:


Shes got everything he wants
Shes got everything he needs
Take her back (x6)
Take her back boys


#10 at 12:20:58 - 02/10/2007
peej
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Perhaps she does that thing, you know the one you wish your wife/gf would do.

Peej
#11 at 14:57:58 - 02/10/2007
JimJam
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peej said:Perhaps she does that thing, you know the one you wish your wife/gf would do.

Peej


What, takes out her dentures to perform proper gummy BJs ?
#12 at 14:59:20 - 02/10/2007
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/homer

Mmmmm! Gummy BJs!

/homer


Peej
#13 at 15:01:44 - 02/10/2007
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peej said:Perhaps she does that thing, you know the one you wish your wife/gf would do.

Peej

No peej, I find it unlikely that she shuts up while he's watching the telly.
#14 at 15:59:21 - 02/10/2007
peej
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Perhaps she doesn't stick her breasts in his face while he's indulging in Xbox Live play.

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#15 at 16:04:38 - 02/10/2007
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MINDRUBBERS, STAT
#16 at 16:05:08 - 02/10/2007
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/loses lunch
#17 at 16:10:59 - 02/10/2007
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Yet I can't resist:
peej said:
Perhaps she doesn't rest her breasts on his feet while he's indulging in Xbox Live play.

Fixed!
#18 at 16:22:20 - 02/10/2007
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Beaten to it by mere microseconds.

/lifts up trouser leg

Peej
#19 at 16:25:06 - 02/10/2007
Salaman
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The thread title has become more fitting after that bout of posts.

/leaves with hand to mouth
#20 at 18:24:55 - 02/10/2007
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peej said:Perhaps she doesn't stick her breasts in his face while he's indulging in Xbox Live play.

Peej

Ali, if you're reading this, Peej is using reverse psychology on you. There's not a man out there who wouldn't like to experience a bit of "boobs in face" during online gaming.

In fact, there's no small number of gents who are currently searching for an Xbox Live game that involves that experience, albeit recreated digitally.

/continues search
#21 at 21:22:00 - 02/10/2007
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Curses, my tissue thin plan has been seen through!

Peej
#22 at 22:17:00 - 02/10/2007
JimJam
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And now you've mentioned tissues - control yourself man !
#23 at 22:22:29 - 02/10/2007
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Yuk. Just imagine though - someone, somewhere, has been down on Barbara Windsor within the last 24 hours.

:-O===%
#24 at 06:01:00 - 03/10/2007
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Good god - you can just imagine, as she's being brought to the boil, the trademark Babs Windsor giggle, and exclamation of "SORRRSEEEEE".
#25 at 09:59:20 - 03/10/2007
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I think I've just sicked up in my mouth a little bit.

Mmm tangy.

Peej
#26 at 14:24:29 - 03/10/2007
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...

Good god my brain.. >_
#27 at 14:34:46 - 03/10/2007
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There ought to be rules governing the things people can say that might be read by some poor bugger trying to eat his lunch.

Either that or a NSFM (mealtimes) category!
#28 at 17:01:15 - 03/10/2007

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