The last days of my life....


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Binky
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SHIT....

I've just realised I'm getting married on Saturday!

O_o

AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 at 14:02:22 - 23/10/2007
peej
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Congratulations! And Celebrations! Another one for the "old marrieds" club.

Soon you'll join the rest of us, staring wistfully at young slip-of-a-girls and spending your weekends at garden centres and DIY places before inevitably succumbing to the circle of life and going buggy hunting.

Peej
#2 at 14:05:37 - 23/10/2007
JimJam
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Congrats Binky ! Hope the day goes well :)
#3 at 14:13:15 - 23/10/2007
Trip SkyWay
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Congratulations!
#4 at 14:17:10 - 23/10/2007
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/waves goodbye to another one
#5 at 14:17:34 - 23/10/2007
Binky
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So come on then, any tips for the big day?

#6 at 14:20:17 - 23/10/2007
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Congrats :)
#7 at 14:24:57 - 23/10/2007
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Binky said:
So come on then, any tips for the big day?

Try not to panic.

Too much.
#8 at 14:27:00 - 23/10/2007
Legion
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Remember to do up your fly before walking down the aisle and parading about in front of everyone. It's embarrasing to have your mum walk up and try and "sort you out" in front of a church full of people. It's even more embarrasing to blurt out "Mum, get off my cock" in front of a church full of people, and one of God's representatives.

Best ceremony ever that was.

Good luck binks!

#9 at 14:29:48 - 23/10/2007
JimJam
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Binky said:So come on then, any tips for the big day?



Get someone to video it - you won't remember a thing about it a week later because you'll be buzzing from pillar to post all day. Oh yeah, and say how beautiful your new wife looks in your speech.
#10 at 14:31:56 - 23/10/2007
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Grats mate! I have the feeling the same thing may happen to me at some point in the not too distant future. We're currently having jokey conversations about having kids. I'm just wondering how jokey.
#11 at 14:54:14 - 23/10/2007
Legion
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She's probably already harvesting your sperm.
#12 at 15:22:10 - 23/10/2007
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Legion said:She's probably already harvesting your sperm.

Isn't that sex, and a good thing though !?!
#13 at 15:41:29 - 23/10/2007
peej
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Binky said:So come on then, any tips for the big day?



As with all my advice, absolutely DO NOT get your knob out...

...er, at least until last thing.

Peej
#14 at 15:46:01 - 23/10/2007
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Spin Dr Wolf said:
Legion said:She's probably already harvesting your sperm.

Isn't that sex, and a good thing though !?!


O_o Legion's version sounded more clinical, probably involving sleeping drugs and machinery.

/suddenly not looking forward to tonight
#15 at 16:10:38 - 23/10/2007
Legion
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Spin Dr Wolf said:
Legion said:She's probably already harvesting your sperm.

Isn't that sex, and a good thing though !?!

The sex is good. Keeping soiled condoms in a freezer: not so good.

#16 at 16:11:22 - 23/10/2007
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peej said:
Binky said:So come on then, any tips for the big day?



As with all my advice, absolutely DO NOT get your knob out...

...er, at least until last thing.

Peej


The impression I've had of recent weddings I've attended was that the bride and/or groom were so far gone at the end of the night there was no question of anything happening. Of course the last one I was at, they did disappear for a while halfway through the reception for about an hour...

edit: me spell badly
#17 at 16:21:28 - 23/10/2007
peej
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Not I. Even with all the free booze on the go, I was completely sober all through mine and all through the reception. Which meant that the wedding night went with a bang too.

It's a good point though. Definitely stay sober enough to do the deed.

Peej
#18 at 17:02:02 - 23/10/2007
Binky
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I've already decided there is no way I'm getting bladdered in the evening. I'll leave that to the family.
#19 at 17:04:14 - 23/10/2007
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Congrats Binky! Spanky and I just did the same thing just over a week ago and it was one very crzy day. My advice is to not sweat the minor things - all that matters is that she turns up and you both appreciate the day for what it is.
#20 at 17:04:18 - 23/10/2007
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Roobs said:Congrats Binky! Spanky and I just did the same thing just over a week ago and it was one very crzy day. My advice is to not sweat the minor things - all that matters is that she turns up and you both appreciate the day for what it is.


Congratulations Roobs & Spanky !
#21 at 17:17:48 - 23/10/2007
Binky
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not to sweat? But I'm a gamer! I'm screwed.
#22 at 17:29:34 - 23/10/2007
Roobs
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Cheers Jim!

Well, literally you can sweat all you like, I know I did! Just don't panic. ;)

#23 at 17:42:35 - 23/10/2007
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Ooh. Good luck! How long have the two of you been together now?

You'll have a great day I'm sure, hope the sun shines for you :)
#24 at 17:46:14 - 23/10/2007
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Just don't panic Binky. As the groom, you've got the easiest job on the day. Everyone will be looking at the bride, the best man has to be funny/helpful/organised, and you just have to turn up looking smart enough for posh photos and copy everything the blokey says to you. In the speech say how nice your bride looks, thank everyone for coming, dish out a few presents (bridesmaids, mums, best man, ushers etc) if you're doing that sort of thing, and sit down. After that, one dance, and then mingle for the night !
#25 at 18:24:31 - 23/10/2007
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o/

My only advice is to chill the fork right out, it's quite easy once you get into the swing of it, you've been stressing for a while organising this party. Now just sit back and enjoy it.

I fucked my speech up a bit, stumbled at the start and pretty much had to wing it, cue cards is all you need, don't do a full rundown speech.

Big gay disco too! They rock.

You'll be fine! Yer lady will look the super yummy and everybody will be super happy for you! KICK ARSE!

Now... remember that we need to see photos ;)
#26 at 19:46:01 - 25/10/2007
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Oh and make sure you invite razz! ;)
#27 at 19:47:32 - 25/10/2007
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Hehe :-)
#28 at 19:49:44 - 25/10/2007
Binky
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cheers chaps and lady chaps.

I'll be logging soon and won't be back until I'm wearing wedding bling.

We've got a live band for the party (a mate has a rock covers band) o/ so that should keep the attention off of us at least a bit :)

My speaky bit will literally be saying ta to everyone and saying how l337 the mrs looks. I'll take a list of people to thank but won't be doing a massive thing, nor preping for it, coz if I do I'll blow it :) I'd much rather ad-lib.

Madness.

Can't wait though.

ok, only coz it means she'll stop stressing!!!!
#29 at 20:55:34 - 25/10/2007
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Jaysis! Congrats, make sure you (er, well, since you won't read this until afterwards) HAD fun. :)
#30 at 02:04:42 - 27/10/2007

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