Assasin's Creed T-Shirt and Jade Raymond Signed Poster Up For Grabs...


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HairyArse
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...for the funniest Jade Raymond limerick.

Entirely predictable I know, and surely destined to end in either an arrest, or an injunction, but what the hell.

Off you go then, this will run for one week starting from now.
#1 at 20:25:55 - 29/10/2007
Furbs
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One quick question...is it a poster OF Jade too?
#2 at 22:33:55 - 29/10/2007
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Furbs said:One quick question...is it a poster OF Jade too?
:oD
#3 at 22:43:21 - 29/10/2007
HairyArse
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Unfortunately it's a poster for AC and not Jade's 2008 swim wear calendar.
#4 at 22:54:05 - 29/10/2007
Retroid
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There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who established a profitable dry cleaning business operating across the southest of the United States.

/May have missed some rules of limericks
#5 at 22:59:51 - 29/10/2007
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There was a young lass they called Jade...

I'll be back with the rest in a bit.
#6 at 23:08:32 - 29/10/2007
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Jade Raymond its said has a cock
The rumours all say its no sock
One day she showed Hairy
He said "thats really quite scary"
And promptly passed out at the shock
#7 at 23:08:43 - 29/10/2007
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Jade Raymond is very pretty,
Some says it's because she's witty,
They may be right
They may be wrong
I don't care because I love her titty.

/may win prize for worst limerick ever.
#8 at 00:20:37 - 30/10/2007
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There once was this young lad from Yorkshire.
He thought: "Jade? I'd like to pork her!"
Morriss wanted to go
Alas, Ubi said "NO!"
Turns out Jade doesn't do Hairy dorks sir!
#9 at 09:06:50 - 30/10/2007
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There once was a dude from Newcastle,
Who couldn't be arsed with the hassle;
config.sys?
You're taking the piss -
I KNOW BUYING A PC WILL SORT IT BUT CONSOLES STILL SHOULDN'T FUCKING TEAR - OKAY?


Um... kinda lost it a bit towards the end, there.

(Possibly showing how long it is since I tried to get a game running on a PC there, too.)

FUCK YOU UBISOFT
#10 at 09:44:40 - 30/10/2007
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Our young(ish) Peej of Maybe
Took a fancy to the Ubisoft lady
To London aspired this gent
To catch that strawberry scent
But remembered his wife and due baby
#11 at 10:28:00 - 30/10/2007
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In Ubisoft's name Jade paraded
By her charms their campaign has been aided
And who can deny
That the glint in her eye
Gives new meaning when gamers are 'jaded'
#12 at 11:23:53 - 30/10/2007
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A pretty young lady called Jade
Had a game set around The Crusade
It features a killer
Who can shin up a pillar,
And gut hundreds of guards with a blade.


#13 at 11:28:34 - 30/10/2007
HairyArse
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Hehe awesome works guys - Dr Haggard, that's excellent.
#14 at 11:40:33 - 30/10/2007
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I vote for the one that ends in "FUCK YOU UBISOFT" :D
#15 at 20:11:25 - 30/10/2007
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There was a nice lass named Jade
Who thought she had it made
But then this game came out
We kicked it about
'cus it was a whole load 'a' bollox
#16 at 13:40:40 - 31/10/2007
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Our Hairy strode up to young Jade
To ask how "Assassin" was made
But rather than "tearing"
Asked her what pants she's wearing.
Now he wishes he just stayed and played.

#17 at 02:23:30 - 02/11/2007
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/jazz hands

So who won? I want!
#18 at 06:39:55 - 10/11/2007
Dr.Haggard
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Yeah, forgot all about this, do we have a winner Hairy?

/jostles SuperZ
/has a new favourite word
#19 at 11:24:13 - 13/11/2007
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There once was a lady called Jade,
who's arse was incredibly well made.

How I know this, you may wonder,
but I can tell you, It's cause I bummed her.
#20 at 11:38:14 - 13/11/2007
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there once was this girl with a cunt like a bucket...something something blah blah blah fuck it.
#21 at 16:12:39 - 13/11/2007
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#22 at 16:17:36 - 13/11/2007
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Dr Hagís is the best. It should win by default for being the only one that 100% scans properly, but itís the best anyway. Great work.
#23 at 16:19:15 - 13/11/2007
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Yeah I have to say that Dr Haggard's is my first choice closely followed by deem's belated effort - but it loses for having two many syllables.

:P

Do you even want the poster and t-shirt Dr?
#24 at 16:40:16 - 13/11/2007
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There once was a lady from Canada
An EGer he thought he could hammer her
But when Hairy stepped up
to try out his luck
Patrice rode him around with a spur
#25 at 16:43:22 - 13/11/2007
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spanky said:there once was this girl with a cunt like a bucket...something something blah blah blah fuck it.

You're thinking of Ulrika :)
#26 at 16:44:11 - 13/11/2007
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I'll take them Hairy!
#27 at 17:30:25 - 13/11/2007
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Aw fanks!

Not fussed about the swag Hairy, unless against all odds the shirt is black, size L and not completely hideous.
#28 at 01:34:18 - 14/11/2007
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Well actually it's light blue, large and as far as game t-shirts go, not really all the hideous. However I wouldn't wear it.
#29 at 08:40:34 - 14/11/2007
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HairyArse said:Well actually it's light blue, large and as far as game t-shirts go, not really all the hideous. However I wouldn't wear it.

I'll pass. Besides who would wear a t-shirt for a 7/10 video game? That would just be embarrassing :P


#30 at 09:29:03 - 14/11/2007

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