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NewYork
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I freakin' hate stuff and this thread will serve as their deletion.

Please note: Once something is mentioned in this thread, the associated past, present and future is deleted along with it. So for example, if I mention James Blunt, then there can be no arguments for/against whomever I was just talking about, as they have been exterminated from history.


I'll start with parodies of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme. It's never good. Just got this email from loads of candidates running for something, and while most gave a paragraph about why they should be elected, one wanted to be cute and put:

To the theme of ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’

Now these are my reasons all about why
The XX XX position I’d like to apply
I only have 200 words so sit right there
I’ll tell you what I have to offer which is only fair

This year provides our speciality range,
At XX, we currently spend most of our days,
Responsible, eager, dedicated to the cause,
To make sure the year runs smoothly without any flaws,
If any of you guys have an issue to be raised,
Attending XX meetings should bring attention that way,
I’ll report back news and questions discussed,
Making sure all students are happy is a definite must

I was on the XX XX committee when XX last year
Efficiency with communication is what you’d like to hear
It’s the students who decide what changes are best
To work to your potential is everyone’s quest
So I just want to be able to transfer everyone’s thoughts
So everyone is happy and satisfied with our course

The XX's are just censors - mine, not hers.

Anyway, she didn't win. 'Cos everyone tries to parody that song and it's always lame. DELETED.
#1 at 00:16:31 - 19/08/2008
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Anything, right ? I mean, if I just happened to mention, say, Kerry Katona...there, I've said it.

/wishes
/with all his heart
#2 at 00:23:20 - 19/08/2008
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Jade Goody, Barbara Windsor, in fact EastEnders full stop.
#3 at 01:05:09 - 19/08/2008
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Looks like you've done your juju on Jade Goody Hairy. Or is that Hairy Jade Goody?

Either way she's got cervical cancer.

stays right side of HA
#4 at 12:22:49 - 19/08/2008
Stevas
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Humans.

Sorry.

Actually, I'm not. For the humans. For killing the thread, perhaps.
#5 at 12:35:45 - 19/08/2008
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Oh, while I'm on: technology.

ESPECIALLY UBISOFT
#6 at 12:37:48 - 19/08/2008
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Your spaceship looks like a sideways metal vagina. Sort of.
#7 at 12:45:53 - 19/08/2008
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Who said that? Hey, York, a word about this deletion thing of yours...

OH, wait. Course. Maybe he's not human.

Okay, billdoor next. Humans, technology, Ubisoft and billdoor. Not necessarily in that order - just have it on my desk by the end of the working day.

York? Yo-

Shit, he was clearly human. Great. Nice thinking, dude. The order was clearly more important than I'd considered, dammit.
#8 at 12:51:58 - 19/08/2008
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It's a spaceship?
I thought it was a fish. Like a large trout or something which was swimming toward you but has just turned right, so the fron half of it's boddy is at an angle with the back half ifyouseewhatimean.

edit:
a bit like this
but the other direction and without the jumping so the tail is not lower than the head.

Hmm not all that much like the pic then.

#9 at 13:34:57 - 19/08/2008
billdoor
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Its the ship from NEMESIS

/runs like a loon
#10 at 13:35:42 - 19/08/2008
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/goes and grabs popcorn and waits for megatonne-explosion-of-Stevas

So what do you think mine is Sal? A gimp mask?
#11 at 13:36:07 - 19/08/2008
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peej said:/goes and grabs popcorn and waits for megatonne-explosion-of-Stevas

So what do you think mine is Sal? A gimp mask?


I thought that, I had to check the filename to figure out what it was.
#12 at 13:40:12 - 19/08/2008
Salaman
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Better pic

Surely you can see it?


Peej, yours looks like a hangman's cap. Like wot he's wearing
#13 at 13:40:17 - 19/08/2008
peej
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Muhahaha!

You should've seen the original avatar I submitted, which got turned down. No mistaking what that was...

#14 at 14:03:45 - 19/08/2008
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peej said:Muhahaha!

You should've seen the original avatar I submitted, which got turned down. No mistaking what that was...



I only swapped it out because I wanted one that would work as a transparent image and the other had clouds and stuff in the background.
#15 at 14:07:11 - 19/08/2008
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Just pulling your leg. Anything's better than the old Morskoj flag.
#16 at 14:07:51 - 19/08/2008
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Actually, I changed my mind, I want billdoor deleted right now. Not at close of business.

Sal, too.

And fish. They can go.

Didn't realise there were so many non-humans around, to be honest.
#17 at 14:12:07 - 19/08/2008
NewYork
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This proves that the people posting on the interweb don't exist as humans.

Oh yes - things you can't delete (for fear of a paradox):

1. Me
2. This thread
3. The rules of this thread
4. Anything that would lead to the above being deleted
5. Bob Saget
#18 at 14:47:57 - 19/08/2008
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HairyArse said:Jade Goody

Whoa, dude!
#19 at 14:52:17 - 19/08/2008
Stevas
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Great, so all I'm getting is the fish? This sucks. That was, like, right at the bottom of my list. Had I bothered to list in order of preferred deletion priority, that is. What-the-fuck-ever - I'm gonna invent a proper deletion machine, with hookers, and blackjack, and possibly some anti-grandfather-paradox-avoiding shit that prevents the hookers and blackjack being deleted.
#20 at 15:07:30 - 19/08/2008
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If billdoor goes, bill door is in reserve. AND HE'S CANADIAN!!!
#21 at 16:13:32 - 19/08/2008
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#22 at 20:47:52 - 19/08/2008

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