George Bush - Great President or the Greatest President?


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Micro_Explosion
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CBS does my work for me here.

Choice quotes from the great man himself as we are about to say goodbye:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill.

"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

"I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office." - June 26, 2008, during a Rose Garden news briefing.
#1 at 23:35:20 - 05/01/2009
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Micro_Explosion said:
"Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." - Sept. 6, 2004, at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Mo.

Oh, come on, that one was intentional.
#2 at 23:47:44 - 05/01/2009
Carlo
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Bush & Regan = retarded.
#3 at 00:36:11 - 06/01/2009
disusedgenius
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This always weirds me out. :/
#4 at 12:10:35 - 06/01/2009
Retroid
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disusedgenius said:
This always weirds me out. :/

O_O
#5 at 12:33:32 - 06/01/2009
billdoor
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It makes sense in a way, no one could vote for someone who rambles incoherently that much in the first place.

Astonishing- is it faked?
#6 at 14:11:57 - 06/01/2009
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I don't think he'll be a patch on the Comedy President Jeb would make!

Jeb for Pres! \0/
Not that you'd actually need to vote him in, he's already had practice with vote count smoke and mirrors in Florida.
#7 at 14:19:43 - 06/01/2009
El_MUERkO
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Retroid said:
disusedgenius said:
This always weirds me out. :/

O_O


maybe it's the toll of all the drink, drugs and partying he did in his youth

or maybe as a wannabe governor he had more time to learn his speeches off by heart
#8 at 14:44:06 - 06/01/2009
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I'm getting set for four year's worth of jokes where the punchline is "AM I RIGHT?! AM I RIGHT?!"
#9 at 16:06:15 - 06/01/2009
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disusedgenius said:This always weirds me out. :/


That is a bit mental innit?
#10 at 13:00:58 - 07/01/2009
JimJam
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My favourites have always been :-

"The human being and fish can coexist peacefully"

and

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on m...shame on you. Fool me twice — you can't get fooled again."
#11 at 16:16:53 - 07/01/2009

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