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Anyone been on this site?

The guy that does the cool songs has gone one better, now with a live show :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw
#1 at 22:08:38 - 22/04/2010
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I have no idea what this is and the mention of wangs makes me wanna avoid it to be honest.
#2 at 17:14:33 - 26/04/2010
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There's a guy at work who's become a bit of a MILF hunter on it.

He also dresses in a World of Warcraft demon costume to freak random people out.

#3 at 17:15:35 - 26/04/2010
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The site puts you in a videochat with a randomly selected stranger. If either of you want to move on, you just click next (or something), and you get someone else.

I believe the top demographics using the site are dudes jerking it and high teenagers.
#4 at 17:17:02 - 26/04/2010
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I hadn't heard of it until a recent episode of South Park, considering what that showed I am quite glad I hadn't experienced it myself. :-)
#5 at 20:00:56 - 26/04/2010
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I went through a phase of spoofing it, feeding in videos of the "Trolololo" guy, Parappa the Rapper, and most successfully, Carlton Banks dancing to "It's not unusual".

Carlton was a massive hit, obviously.
#6 at 13:47:01 - 27/04/2010
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Okay, tried this:

1. Everyone skips past me
2. I've been banned for 10 minutes!

SCREW YOU, JERKERS
#7 at 12:59:32 - 17/05/2010
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My colleague at work is still hitting this on a nightly basis.

He's switched from wearing some weird WoW mask to wearing a cardboard cutout of Princess Di's face.

#8 at 15:06:00 - 17/05/2010
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Spent all freakin' day trolling homophobes and courting old men. This is freakin' awesome.
#9 at 22:04:13 - 17/05/2010
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NewYork said:Spent all freakin' day courting old men. This is freakin' awesome.


:O
#10 at 00:31:21 - 18/05/2010
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NewYork said:Okay, tried this:

1. Everyone skips past me
2. I've been banned for 10 minutes!

SCREW YOU, JERKERS


face it, nobody wants to see your cock :-)
#11 at 01:13:52 - 18/05/2010
NewYork
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Rhythm said:
face it, nobody wants to see your cock :-)

OH, ON THE CONTRARY.
#12 at 11:33:33 - 18/05/2010
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My boss is writing a Chess version of ChatRoulette called ChessRiot [dot] com.

I've told him it wont work, because there's a severe lack of wang...
#13 at 17:29:40 - 18/05/2010
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An old man watches York eat a Magnum (white chocolate, eugh).

I was in the kitchen. Imagine it over a 10 minute timeframe:




Old man: show cock
York: u first
Old man: same time
York: cant u see i'm eating?
Old man: yes i see you
Old man: but u can do 2 things at same time
Old man: show cock
York: no
York: i'd get it on myself
York: plus window behind me
York: neighbours will see
Old man: down cam
Old man: no one cant see u
Old man: if u are sit down
Old man: mmm
Old man: take it out
Old man: i will eat your cock like you an ice cream
York: hold on
York: let me finish the damn ice cream
Old man: mmm
York: then i'll go to bedroom
Old man: ok
Old man: ok
Old man: ok
Old man: mmm
Old man: yes
Old man: you are si hit
Old man: hot
York: haha
Old man: all into
Old man: suck it
Old man: mmmm
Old man: mmmm
Old man: nice
Old man: little bitch
Old man: mmm
Old man: mm
Old man: mmm
Old man: all
Old man: :P
Old man: mmm
Old man: more more
Old man: mmmm
Old man: lets go
Old man: :P
York: Okay, going upstairs, now
Old man: ok
York: Now then
York: What was it you wanted?


Then the chat crashed. Poor dude must have thought I was trolling him. But damn can I eat a freakin' Magnum nice.
#14 at 22:40:52 - 19/05/2010
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Filth!

:D
#15 at 22:43:34 - 19/05/2010
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Wait. So it has actually turned into a gay cam site now?

Also, you are such a cock tease.
#16 at 23:39:47 - 19/05/2010
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Probably would have been better with a flake.

#17 at 23:24:32 - 20/05/2010
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Arf, that's awesome
#18 at 23:29:06 - 20/05/2010
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Micro_Explosion said:Wait. So it has actually turned into a gay cam site now?

Far from it. Indeed I have made notes. Of the last 1000 people I have seen:

25 (2.5%) counts of verbal abuse

17 (1.7%) "gay encounters"

12 (1.2%) girls stopped to chat

3 (0.3%) language barrier issues

6 (0.6%) manly man chats

260 (26%) men masturbating, skipping past me

639 (63.9%) non-masturbating men, skipping past me

8 (0.8%) counts of men mistaking me for a girl, hahaha

30 (3%) women skipping past me

0 (0%) women masturbating (that weren't sex ads)
#19 at 16:31:50 - 21/05/2010
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Ha, that's awesome NY.

I also love the fact that you can post that on here and no-one bats an eyelid.
#20 at 16:38:36 - 21/05/2010
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Old man: i will eat your cock like you an ice cream

Fucking brilliant!
#21 at 16:40:58 - 21/05/2010
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NewYork said:
0 (0%) women masturbating (that weren't sex ads)


:(
#22 at 16:42:08 - 21/05/2010
peej
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NewYork said:
Micro_Explosion said:Wait. So it has actually turned into a gay cam site now?

Far from it. Indeed I have made notes. Of the last 1000 people I have seen:

25 (2.5%) counts of verbal abuse

17 (1.7%) "gay encounters"

12 (1.2%) girls stopped to chat

3 (0.3%) language barrier issues

6 (0.6%) manly man chats

260 (26%) men masturbating, skipping past me

639 (63.9%) non-masturbating men, skipping past me

8 (0.8%) counts of men mistaking me for a girl, hahaha

30 (3%) women skipping past me

0 (0%) women masturbating (that weren't sex ads)


Why does this read like a perverted version of "the 12 days of christmas"

#23 at 17:04:53 - 21/05/2010
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At the risk of turning this into a blog (I'll stop using the site soon, I swear), here's another loooong preamble that never got anywhere because the site crashed. Again, poor dude must have thought I was trolling him. Another eating theme (I was eating mango at the time):

Guy: what ru eating

York: mango
York: good stuff

Guy: healthy

York: not really
York: high sugar and all that

Guy: fascinating

York: Isn't it just

Guy: mmmmm

York: See
York: You want it now
York: It's very tangy

Guy: i do
Guy: i bet
Guy: very big

York: Not really
York: Well
York: Before it was cut up, I suppose

Guy: lets see

York (shows a piece of mango): That what you wanted?!

Guy: funny man

York: You're not very upfront, brah

Guy: sorry show me more

York shows entire bowl of mango

Guy: wow
Guy: nice
Guy: this sooo hot
Guy: you givin me dirty looks

York: Dude
York: No joke
York: Yesterday this old man
York: Got off on my eating an ice cream

Guy: funny
Guy: its all a game anyway
Guy: no real rules

York: That supposed to sound deep?

Guy: no
Guy: it is what it is

York: Now THAT is supposed to sund deep
York: It is what it fucking is, maaaan

Guy: i'll put my boots on

York: I don't undertsand that one

Guy: the BS IS DEEP

York: Hey
York: Is it Bieber party time yet?

Guy: what the hell is that

York: You look like you are ready for the Bieber party
York: But you have to be READY

Guy: Beiber?

York: You don't know my boy J Biebs
York: ???
York: You live under a rock?

Guy: no
Guy: sorry
Guy: kind of

York: Justin Bieber!
York: Teen pop sensation
York: Now are you ready for the PARTY???

Guy: oh ya
Guy: him
Guy: i dont think im invited

York: Oh it's fucking party time

York plays Justin Bieber and sings along and parties

Guy: ok
Guy: too loud

York: Party's over
York: The cops called
York: “Too loud”, they said

Guy: you are weird
Guy: good
Guy: now what

York: Dunno
York: I feel like there's an elephant in the room

Guy: just say it then

York: FINE I'LL SAY IT
York: I LOVE WATERMELON
York: Glad to get it off my chest

Guy: really
Guy: see ya

York: WAAAAIT

Guy: im bored with you but youve been fun why do you want me to wait

York: Dunno
York: Go if you want
York: But
York: You're cool
York: That's all

Guy: i like you maybe i shouldn't go

York: Just
York: Before you do go
York: Let me know
York: So I can tell you what I'm gonna do for the next guy
York: The next guy is sooo lucky

Guy: i want to know
Guy: tell me

York: Oh gosh
York: It's some sick shit
York: I'mma get nasty
York: (for the next guy)

Guy: why not with me you playa

York: Because!
York: You are leaving!

Guy: i dont have too

York: I thought we were building to something, dude

Guy: im ready
Guy: are you

York: For another Bieber party???
York: Always ready!

Guy: not more bieber

York: You can never have too much Bieber
York: sexiest guy on the planet

Guy: how old r u

York: 40
York: Middle age is killing me

Guy: crazy
Guy: you aint 40

York: You know how much plastic surgery went into this face?

Guy: You're 14

York: You're close (Close by miles)

Guy: you must have big bucks

York: Oh sure
York: Suggar daddies the world over

Guy: so when does the nasty happen
Guy: you look angry

York: Hey
York: Dude
York: You should take the lead
York: Because
York: Fair is fair

Guy: what do you want out of me
Guy: anything

York: Nothing I can't get out of the next guy!

Guy: true
Guy: do you not want it from me

York: There's cocks everywhere on this site
York: I could just click nextnextnext alll day
York: And see hundreds

Guy: i know
Guy: true
Guy: but here you are

York: I'm just here for attention

Guy: me too

York: So you do shit
York: And I get happy
York: That's things

Guy: good smile

York: I know
York: I smile extra wide on purpose
York: I call it the babekiller

Guy: good call
Guy: sooo you want to see
Guy: dont go if i show (basically telling me not to leave if he goes first)

York: Dude
York: Show whatever, man (I really don’t care)
York: I'm not good at this

Guy: me either

York: Liar! You’re an expert
York: You snake charmer
York: You door-to-door salesman!

Guy: you’re the charmer
Guy: if i show you mine will you show me yours

York: See
York: Now you are being upfront

Guy: thats what you wanted

York: Yes

Guy: is that ok

York: You're good
York: Some guys on here
York: First thing they say
York: "SHOW COCK"
York: So off-putting

Guy: true

Guy: age?
Guy: tell the truth
Guy: age?

York: You have an age limit or something??!?!
York: Picky man

Guy: no kids

York: I am no kid!

Guy: your young though]

York: Not at all

Guy: tell then

York: I lived through the second world war!
York: Sirens everywhere

Guy: i heard

York: I could be your father
York: Except for the race difference

Guy: i know my dad and you aint him

York: I know your mom and she says otherwise
York: Sorry
York: That had to be said
York: I have bad jokes tourettes

Guy: thats bad
Guy: its funny
Guy: i wanna see your stuff

York: Hey dude
York: Hold up 4 fingers for me
York: As I do
York: Good
York: Seen it
York: Thanks
York: Just to prove
York: that you aren't some sophisticated
York: Video loop
York: I've been tricked before

Guy: ive been tricked too
Guy: you seem real

York: I'm 60% real
York: 40% robocop

York starts to button up his shirt, which he wears over white t-shirt

Guy: what are you doing

York: Buttoning up
York: You don't care about chest
York: I am sure

Guy: true

York: White t-shirt
York: Ruins the brightness levels

Guy: smart

York: See how careful I am
York: I need glowing skin!
York: And pearly whites
York: They are yellow in real life
York: Mom always shouting at me to brush my teeth
York: I am too lazy
York: Mouthwash, so much easier
York: All that matters is the smell, after all

Guy: listen to your mother ... i do

York: You don't listen to MY mother, young man

Guy: whats going on

York: Drooped the laptop
York: Everything is fine

Guy: careful

York: Closing curtains
York: I'm in front of a window
York: (Another lighting trick)

Guy: cant see you well

York: Well of course you can't
York: I need to turn on a light, silly

Guy: genius

York: A. N. Lodygin is a genius
York: Inventor of the incandescent light bulb

Guy: yes




END. CRASH. I am a douche :(
#24 at 23:34:42 - 21/05/2010
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LOL! That's bloody excellent! :-D
#25 at 01:34:06 - 22/05/2010
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You should keep posting these. It's fun seeing your (further) descent into madness; increasingly disturbing, but fun.
#26 at 03:39:05 - 22/05/2010
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omfg, NY is the gay!!!

(These are well funny mate, keep posting!) :D
#27 at 16:01:56 - 22/05/2010
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You should post these up as articles :D

The remind me of the bloke from digitiser trolling chat rooms.
#28 at 16:12:05 - 22/05/2010
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In is her, out is me

Never trust a pair of boobs. (She actually covered up a bit before I took the screenshot).
#29 at 19:58:52 - 10/06/2010
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I don't know what I want to see more, the boob, or Yorks pretty face..
#30 at 22:06:16 - 10/06/2010

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