Fuck you, fucking weather!


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peej
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FUCK YOU BRITISH SUMMER! First you lull us into a false sense of security by being all predictable, cold and wet - then you burn the very flesh off our bones and ensure that we get no fucking sleep by turning up the temperature gauge to the mid thirties.

FUCK YOU!

And FUCK BARBECUES! FUCK 'EM! I have all my windows open to try and cool the house down and you cuntrags fill my house with your foul-smelling smoke. FUCK YOU!

Ahem. Keep Calm and Carry On. kthanks.
#1 at 10:23:15 - 27/06/2011
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It's awesome! 13 degrees on Saturday and today it's aiming for 30. o/
#2 at 10:46:33 - 27/06/2011
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It's sort of nice, but I don't enjoy the back sweat.
#3 at 10:56:01 - 27/06/2011
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Or the pants sweat. You don't notice how sweaty they are until you go for a dump and them pull them back up again.
#4 at 12:17:39 - 27/06/2011
peej
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Toooooo much information.

Another minus (or plus depending on how pervy you are) is that with all the house windows open, you can hear the 'screamer' across the way being serviced.

Swear she sounded like someone was trying to fit a small third world country up her arse last night.
#5 at 12:30:00 - 27/06/2011
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When I was a teenager, we had the england under 18's netball captain living opposite. She never drew her curtains...
#6 at 12:40:52 - 27/06/2011
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Wouldn't worry/rant too much, it's set to drop down to sub-20 temeperatures for the rest of the week. So, er, yay?
#7 at 15:45:31 - 27/06/2011
peej
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So long as it pisses down for wednesday night, all of Thursday and most of Friday I think I'll be a happy bunny.

#8 at 16:09:24 - 27/06/2011
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billdoor said:When I was a teenager, we had the england under 18's netball captain living opposite. She never drew her curtains...


Beef curtains ?

/sorry
#9 at 20:09:34 - 27/06/2011
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No pleasing some people...
#10 at 00:50:55 - 28/06/2011
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Basking in the glory of another victory in the pub quiz I attend on a semi-regular basis, I returned to my car, started it up and hit the outside temp sensor, it flashed 22C at me.

At half ten at night!
#11 at 00:57:34 - 28/06/2011
peej
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AND WHERE'S MY FUCKING THUNDERSTORM YOU CAUNTRAHHHHG!
#12 at 08:26:32 - 28/06/2011
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We had ten minutes of loud thunder at 5.30. Nothing else. No lightening no rain. Nothing.
#13 at 09:46:27 - 28/06/2011
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We had a fantastic storm while I was at work - forked lightning and everything.
#14 at 01:48:46 - 29/06/2011
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Another hot sunny day for us yesterday and so far today.
#15 at 10:11:46 - 29/06/2011
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It's a bit crazy here. 13 on Saturday, 30 on Monday and Tuesday, and now it's back down to 20.
#16 at 10:27:35 - 29/06/2011
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It's lovely here now, sunny, but not too hot.
#17 at 11:10:54 - 29/06/2011
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Spent a long weekend in Germany, got back yesterday, god damn was it hot! 36 degrees at one point!
#18 at 15:44:43 - 30/06/2011
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FFS enough with the wind already. Lost the bike covers earlier, most of the stuff in the garden is doing a merry R2D2 dance around the patio / decking, and the roof still sounds like the tiles are about to lift off.

#19 at 15:31:42 - 04/01/2012
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Storm kept me up most of last night. Stupid crazy wind.
#20 at 13:32:00 - 05/01/2012
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Windy indeed, all over the place. Looked pretty bad in Wigan the other night when they were playing Sunderland.
#21 at 02:58:58 - 06/01/2012
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And now back to grey and mild.
#22 at 10:20:46 - 09/01/2012

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