The Unofficial "Petition NewYork to write the next Babe of the Month" thread

Gwan!

If you lot want him to do one, drop your suggestions below.

Me, I wanna see either Bayonetta, Jade (from Beyond Good and Evil) or Lumi (from Child of Eden)

DOOOEEEET

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Hmm, I do have some free time, atm.

Can't promise anything as I've really lost my drive these days, but should I do it, I usually pick the subject based on a game released that month.

So that's your clue.

YAY!!!

/watches 'most popular article' stats carefully

Not much to choose from then. I don't even know if these qualify but you've really only got a choice of either Triss from Witcher 2 or Alma from FEAR 3.

Dare you to choose the latter.

Pushing the release window a bit but I'd also petition for Chell.

Ah but who said it would be a girl?

:)

Zelda, to tie in with the 3DS release :D

Tell you what, if you DO decide to do one, drop me a mail at chrisotoole(at)ntlworld(dot)com, with the super secret subject matter, and I'll create a piece of suitably fan wankery art to go with the rest of the shite you find.

An AATG exlusive, if you will.

Heh, I've seen Chris's tentacle porn, I'm sure he could come up with an ace version of Princess Zelda being buggered by Ganondorf.

I'm all for this :D

Like a Great Dane up a small kitten.

I could see the N4G crowd seriously digging that sort of shit. You should draw a selection of videogame characters in compromising situations, it'd be awesome.

York is my muse! :D

Email sent, EAC.

In addition, I've written the article (these things are pretty easy to write, tbh, especially with a meagre 500 word count and lots of fluffy writing).

All that's left is some image selection.

This thread makes me so hot I need a lie down. And a cup of tea.

In, out, make a cup of tea. It's an enviable philosophy.

Do we have a big jpeg version of the AATG logo anywhere?

I think I have one at home - let me have a look on the FTP.

Can't find one on the FTP but might have one in Trip's original PSD files which are somewhere on my computer. Feel to re-create it in the meantime if you like.

I assume you're watermarking?

No worries, I used a little one York sent me and blurred the fuck out of it :D

A PSD would be nice for next time though!

You'd have plenty of material with Paula from Shadows of the Damned.

/receives EAC's artwork

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York banned me from doing tentacles (and penises) :C

Going up tomorrow night.


The article, I mean. Ahem.

I'm all for Nizzle and chris collaborating on a calendar of these.

Hehe, "collaborating" is a bit misrepresentative of the talent balance, here :)

I'd be that type of person who I'd so often see on gaming forums when I was young, who would make a thread announcing they were going to make their own game - does anyone who knows how to code a game want to help me out? Also I'll need an artist! And if anyone could work on music, I need a musician too. Don't worry, I'll handle the design aspect (read: tell all you talented people what to do).

I do a similar thing sometimes with dinner.

"I'm going to cook lamb chops with cheese mash. Can someone just run to the shops and grab me some potatoes and some cheese? Oh, and some lamb chops while you're there, thanks".

York is much better at writing than I am, so it's all gravy :D

Ilm, now you must make my breakfast, you slag.

Right, I'll do you some omelettes.

Be a dear and run and get me some ham, and some mushrooms. Oh, and some eggs if you don't mind. :p

/won an essay prize and collected it from the Dean of (SUBJECT CENSORED) today at uni graduation

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