The official "God Bless You Ma'am For Your Long Service" Thread


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peej
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Thanks for the two days off ma'am, but fuck the rest. Cheers!
#1 at 09:10:32 - 29/05/2012
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You rotten old sod ;)
#2 at 09:33:45 - 29/05/2012
ilmaestro
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:-/
#3 at 09:52:49 - 29/05/2012
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I shall be watching the flotilla, from the comfort of my chair rather than in person, not like that's going to happen again any time soon.
#4 at 10:08:11 - 29/05/2012
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I'll be getting pissed at a BBQ.

Gawd bless her.
#5 at 10:08:58 - 29/05/2012
peej
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GRRR I reserve the right to be grumpy about the whole thing, and the Olympics, and the footie!

And the summer, fuck the summer! It's shit!
#6 at 10:18:26 - 29/05/2012
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/stands to attention
/faints from blood loss to head
#7 at 10:20:45 - 29/05/2012
Binky
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peej said:GRRR I reserve the right to be grumpy about the whole thing, and the Olympics, and the footie!

And the summer, fuck the summer! It's shit!


You love the smell of burnt meat wafting through your windows and you know it!
#8 at 10:26:43 - 29/05/2012
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doesn't seem like it matters at all tbh
#9 at 17:02:36 - 29/05/2012
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Binky said:
peej said:GRRR I reserve the right to be grumpy about the whole thing, and the Olympics, and the footie!

And the summer, fuck the summer! It's shit!


You love the smell of burnt meat wafting through your windows and you know it!
He gets the smell of burnt meat whenever he steps out into the sun and forgets to slap sun cream on his bonce.
#10 at 20:33:43 - 29/05/2012
ilmaestro
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Acceptable thread title change. :)
#11 at 20:36:24 - 29/05/2012
Whizzo
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I just hope notification of my knighthood is in the post. :-P
#12 at 21:48:14 - 29/05/2012
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All this jubilee stuff everywhere is a bit much, no?
#13 at 21:54:49 - 29/05/2012
peej
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Thunder here, if the long range weather forecast is accurate for the weekend, it's going to get a bit wet :)

Thank you Thor :)
#14 at 15:38:07 - 30/05/2012
Kay
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NewYork said:All this jubilee stuff everywhere is a bit much, no?


I thought so too, even the coffee shop at my workplace has been decked out with Union Jack cakes, flags, mats, hats etc. It all seemed a bit O_o to me.

But then again, it's not often that any monarch gets to this milestone, so I guess it's worth making a fuss over.
#15 at 16:12:26 - 30/05/2012
Binky
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Need to remember that there's a whole country of folk over a certain age that are loving seeing the union flag flying high again. If only for the nans and granddads of this country I'm all for it.
#16 at 16:20:06 - 30/05/2012
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I'm a republican, but have recently taken a permie job so am happy about the bank holidays being paid. I think I officially lost interest when I saw that Marmite are doing a special Union Flag jar and calling it Ma'amite.
#17 at 20:21:39 - 30/05/2012
frod
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I'm sure there's some kind of gag or irony to be found in the republicans with union flags under their usernames.
#18 at 16:41:05 - 31/05/2012
peej
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JimJam said:I'm a republican, but have recently taken a permie job so am happy about the bank holidays being paid. I think I officially lost interest when I saw that Marmite are doing a special Union Flag jar and calling it Ma'amite.


I saw that stuff when we were shopping at the weekend. 2.99 a jar that would normally cost you around 1.20? Fuck awwwwf!
#19 at 16:55:58 - 31/05/2012
Whizzo
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Kingsmill bread have renamed themselves to Queensmill for the jubilee.

The webvert for the special edition M&Ms is quite amusing.
#20 at 17:08:00 - 31/05/2012
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frod said:I'm sure there's some kind of gag or irony to be found in the republicans with union flags under their usernames.
I only usually look at this place on the iphone - I can barely see what I've got underneath my name ! It used to be the flag of Genosha, but I'm guessing not any more !
#21 at 23:14:50 - 31/05/2012
NewYork
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Does Lenny Henry know any jokes that aren't about being black.
#22 at 23:00:16 - 04/06/2012
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Does he know any jokes?
#23 at 15:39:19 - 06/06/2012
peej
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I had no idea Grace Jones did the concert thing. Singing, while hula-hooping. Fucking class act :)
#24 at 10:00:26 - 07/06/2012

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