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HairyArse
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Hello group, my name is HairyArse and I thought ICO was shit.

Seriously.

The controls were clunky and it felt just like any other platform game. Admittedly I should probably have given it a bit longer than 15 minutes but it just didn't grab me at all.

Who said honesty is the best policy?
#1 at 15:54:04 - 08/02/2007
blizeH
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HairyArse said:Admittedly I should probably have given it a bit longer than 15 minutes...

Ya think?!

:-)
#2 at 15:55:23 - 08/02/2007
Pike
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Hello I'm Pike.

Diablo bores me sensless and I think all Nintendo games look apalling.
#3 at 15:55:55 - 08/02/2007
peej
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Hello my name is Peej and Zelda: Twilight Princess has annoyed me so much that I've sworn blind I will never ever play another Zelda game again.

Peej
#4 at 15:58:36 - 08/02/2007
El_MUERkO
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Hello I'm Muerko and I'm shite at Mario platformers. Really, I suck at them, bad.
#5 at 15:59:22 - 08/02/2007
Pike
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I took the same oath as Peej, despite never having played a single Zelda game ever.

El_Mureko, that's something to be proud of, not feel shame for.
#6 at 15:59:50 - 08/02/2007
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My name is JimJam, and I find the GTA series completely dull since it went 3D.
#7 at 16:00:05 - 08/02/2007
WOPR
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HairyArse said:Hello group, my name is HairyArse and I thought ICO was shit.

Seriously.

The controls were clunky and it felt just like any other platform game. Admittedly I should probably have given it a bit longer than 15 minutes but it just didn't grab me at all.

Who said honesty is the best policy?

You clueless fuckwit. If you want to make retarded comments like that then fuck off and make your own web site and stop ruining this one. Sheesh, some people.
#8 at 16:00:11 - 08/02/2007
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Hi, my name is Paul.

I can't stand JRPGs. Infantile, boring, usually silly art, mostly unintentionally hilarious plots.

There, I said it.

/awaits massive shunning
#9 at 16:00:17 - 08/02/2007
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Hello, my name is Slurpy J, and the last game I thoroughly enjoyed was Shadowrun on the SNES.
#10 at 16:01:22 - 08/02/2007
HairyArse
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JimJam said:My name is JimJam, and I find the GTA series completely dull since it went 3D.

/high fives
I play GTA for about 10 minutes and once I've got bored with driving cars and bikes up ramps I play summat else.
#11 at 16:01:31 - 08/02/2007
HairyArse
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Slurpy J said:Hello, my name is Slurpy J, and the last game I thoroughly enjoyed was Shadowrun on the SNES.

You didn't enjoy PES5?
#12 at 16:01:47 - 08/02/2007
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JimJam said:My name is JimJam, and I find the GTA series completely dull since it went 3D.


+1

/shuns hairy
#13 at 16:03:11 - 08/02/2007
Retroid
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JimJam said:My name is JimJam, and I find the GTA series completely dull since it went 3D.

Yup.

They're just broken.

Hairyarse & Ico, though:

/Shakes fist
#14 at 16:03:29 - 08/02/2007
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My name is Legion, and I've preordered a PS3
#15 at 16:05:47 - 08/02/2007
Slurpy J
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HairyArse said:
Slurpy J said:Hello, my name is Slurpy J, and the last game I thoroughly enjoyed was Shadowrun on the SNES.

You didn't enjoy PES5?


That's not a game, that's a simulator! :)
#16 at 16:06:39 - 08/02/2007
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My name Is Tiger and liked the first Spyro game.
#17 at 16:06:43 - 08/02/2007
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Hello, my name is disussedgenius and I love Simpsons Hit and Run
#18 at 16:10:03 - 08/02/2007
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Hi, my name's bob and I truly believe that Katie Holmes is a fucking minger!
#19 at 16:12:09 - 08/02/2007
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My name is MetalDog and I thought (at the time and still think, having played with it since) that Deus Ex ripped off some nice stuff from System Shock and implimented it in the shittest story, with the most dullfuck main character and crappiest AI known to man.

How the hell was that so popular and why the hell didn't more people play system shock? Why, God? Why?!
#20 at 16:12:13 - 08/02/2007
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Hi, I'm repairmanjack and I once enjoyed a cabela hunting game on the Xbox... and I've considered a 360 version.
#21 at 16:12:29 - 08/02/2007
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I can't think of anything to own up to. You already know I loathe Mario games, I'm sure I've already pointed out that I think the Wii's a crap idea, and I definitely admitted to liking Burnout Revenge.

Hmm.
#22 at 16:12:53 - 08/02/2007
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/Is about to take ill-timed sip of coffee

Legion said:My name is Legion, and I've preordered a PS3

#23 at 16:13:42 - 08/02/2007
Blerk
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MetalDog said:My name is MetalDog and I thought (at the time and still think, having played with it since) that Deus Ex ripped off some nice stuff from System Shock and implimented it in the shittest story, with the most dullfuck main character and crappiest AI known to man.

How the hell was that so popular and why the hell didn't more people play system shock? Why, God? Why?!

Blimey, a partner in crime! Deus Ex - boring shite shooter for Matrix fanboys with verbal diarrhoea, which is about as 'RPG' as a Halo deathmatch.
#24 at 16:14:44 - 08/02/2007
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Hello,

my name is UncleLou, and I think the typical manga/JRPG/anime art style looks tacky and hideous.
#25 at 16:15:10 - 08/02/2007
Pike
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MetalDog said:My name is MetalDog and I thought (at the time and still think, having played with it since) that Deus Ex ripped off some nice stuff from System Shock and implimented it in the shittest story, with the most dullfuck main character and crappiest AI known to man.

How the hell was that so popular and why the hell didn't more people play system shock? Why, God? Why?!



Well, regarding Deus Ex; if Matrix has anything to teach us it is that a lot of geeks seem to think that the coolest thing evar is a block of wood, as long as it is dressed in a long black leather coat.
#26 at 16:15:55 - 08/02/2007
WOPR
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Blerk said:I can't think of anything to own up to. You already know I loathe Mario games, I'm sure I've already pointed out that I think the Wii's a crap idea, and I definitely admitted to liking Burnout Revenge.

Hmm.

Burnout 2 is where it's at my friend. It's so old there's a Cube version!
#27 at 16:16:51 - 08/02/2007
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Legion said:My name is Legion, and I've preordered a PS3

Even you're not that stupid. Are you?
#28 at 16:17:27 - 08/02/2007
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Legion said:My name is Legion, and I've preordered a PS3

Gadget tart.
#29 at 16:17:42 - 08/02/2007
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Hi, I'm Salaman. I'm crap at lots of games. I tend to duck out at the first incline along the learning curve and I hardly ever complete any games.

Some notorious examples:
Mario Sunshine - gave up after 10-15 minutes (when peach was kidnapped)
Viewtiful Joe - gave up on the Chopper, one of the early, early bosses
HL - gave up at the boss
Hl:Opposing force - gave up at the boss

I also think all Castlevania games are cack (played 2 so far)

I could go on for hours really.
#30 at 16:18:50 - 08/02/2007

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