Christian Mother Sues Hospital Over Evil Baby


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terminalterror
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Linkytastic

Off to Russia we go where a devout Christian unknowingly has been living with the Antichrist baby for two years! Furthermore, the fate of our very existence falls upon her actions. I’m sure you’re confused so allow me to clarify.

A mother in Stavropol Russia gave birth 2 years ago in what was a seemingly ordinary birth. But was it? Over the next few years, the Antichrist was nursing normally and growing at a normal rate. Nothing strange had happened in their home and there was no reason to even suspect that this child was the Antichrist.

In it’s infinite wisdom the diabolical Antichrist chose to be born as a girl, obviously expecting that everyone would assume the Antichrist would be male. Brilliant! Seemingly the Antichrist had covered all it’s bases and was merely biding time. Soon he would be strong enough to unleash his fiery hell storm upon humanity.

But God works in mysterious ways, and fired off a warning to us mere mortals. God wisely arranged the hospital registration system so that the Antichrist’s birth would be 666. Double brilliant!

With the couple’s recent discovery of God’s latest miracle, the family is rightly shocked. Unable to part with their precious baby girl, the mother has foolish asked the hospital to change the registration number to anything other than 666. The hospital wisely refused to tamper with God’s work. The mother’s response was taken out of the good ole USA playbook. She’s suing.

While the courts argue over this matter, the Antichrist grows stronger and more evil with each passing day. Latest reports show that the Antichrist is already walking, reciting the alphabet, and even worse… he’s potty trained! Oh the humanity!



An interesting story made all the more interesting by a great write up there.
#1 at 15:25:49 - 09/03/2007
JediMasterMalik
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XD Brilliant!
#2 at 15:32:38 - 09/03/2007
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#3 at 15:33:38 - 09/03/2007
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That might be my new favourite site, the UKResistance of religious sites? Class.
#4 at 16:06:11 - 09/03/2007
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Someone might like to point out to her that the number of the beast is actually 616, not 666.
#5 at 16:14:21 - 09/03/2007
terminalterror
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Jellyhead said:That might be my new favourite site, the UKResistance of religious sites? Class.


I'm slowly working my way back through all the items posted on Religious Freaks.

Including Loath Thy Neighbour on the Daily Show.

"To make a long story short, a Muslim group known as the Katy Islamic Association, has purchased a plot of land in a small Texas community in hopes of building a mosque. The local white Christian population is not too pleased. After a failed attempt to repurchase the land from the Muslims, the owner of the land next door has coincidently started the Friday Night Pig Races."

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#6 at 16:32:06 - 09/03/2007
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Tolerance, i'm so glad that religions teach such concepts. oh, wait. :)
#7 at 16:40:37 - 09/03/2007
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Yup, saw that clip on there TT.

"I'd get myself some good rope and a tall tree"

I wonder why certain parts of the US have a bad rep...!
#8 at 16:53:36 - 09/03/2007
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Oh my lord, what arse heads...

..."you're a bigot!" rofl
#9 at 17:43:27 - 09/03/2007

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